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Atheists Say the Darnedest Things
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Atheists Say the Darnedest Things
October 4, 2013 at 12:08 am
This was funny. I know you'll laugh, too.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Atheists_sa...est_things
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RE: Atheists Say the Darnedest Things
October 4, 2013 at 12:30 am
I'm glad this wasn't a 'Christians say the darnedest things' thread, because that would be a TL;DR list from hell.
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RE: Atheists Say the Darnedest Things
October 4, 2013 at 12:56 am
I laughed at the bit that took a dig at Ayn Rand; however, I don't think this was your point.

Ingersoll's lengthy quote is accurate and amusing; however, I doubt that you laugh for the same reason I did. I laughed because of the obvious obsurdity that Ingersoll related, you laugh because you think he was out of touch with reallity. Huge difference.

Also, if you intend to create threads pointing out rationalWiki entires, then I will start replying with conservapedia entries. Your shit will run out a lot sooner than mine. Conservapedia is an unending goldmine of stupid.
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RE: Atheists Say the Darnedest Things
October 4, 2013 at 1:26 am
(October 4, 2013 at 12:56 am)cato123 Wrote: I laughed at the bit that took a dig at Ayn Rand; however, I don't think this was your point.

Ingersoll's lengthy quote is accurate and amusing; however, I doubt that you laugh for the same reason I did. I laughed because of the obvious obsurdity that Ingersoll related, you laugh because you think he was out of touch with reallity. Huge difference.

Also, if you intend to create threads pointing out rationalWiki entires, then I will start replying with conservapedia entries. Your shit will run out a lot sooner than mine. Conservapedia is an unending goldmine of stupid.

Let's have a race.
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RE: Atheists Say the Darnedest Things
October 4, 2013 at 4:50 am
(October 4, 2013 at 1:26 am)Max_Kolbe Wrote:
(October 4, 2013 at 12:56 am)cato123 Wrote: I laughed at the bit that took a dig at Ayn Rand; however, I don't think this was your point.

Ingersoll's lengthy quote is accurate and amusing; however, I doubt that you laugh for the same reason I did. I laughed because of the obvious obsurdity that Ingersoll related, you laugh because you think he was out of touch with reallity. Huge difference.

Also, if you intend to create threads pointing out rationalWiki entires, then I will start replying with conservapedia entries. Your shit will run out a lot sooner than mine. Conservapedia is an unending goldmine of stupid.

Let's have a race.

Does your god think being immature is a sure way to get into heaven?

Well, good luck.
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RE: Atheists Say the Darnedest Things
October 4, 2013 at 5:26 am
Page is a bit short.
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RE: Atheists Say the Darnedest Things
October 4, 2013 at 9:18 am
There was a website called Atheists Say The Darndest Things which was supposed to be a response to fstdt.com, but it fell into disuse and last time I visited it it was overrun by actual atheists. I don't remember the URL and don't even know if it's still online.

I don't doubt that some atheists can say stupid things, but that doesn't mean that atheism is false by default. Christians saying stupid things doesn't make Christianity false by default, but it does kind of refute the idea of it being a religion of love when they say things like "KILL ALL ATHEISTS!!!"
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Atheists Say the Darnedest Things
October 4, 2013 at 9:37 am
I thought this was where we catalog all of the stupid shit atheists say.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Atheists Say the Darnedest Things
October 4, 2013 at 12:34 pm
I ended up on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Do not ask me how.
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