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Mars Mission in Jeopardy
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Mars Mission in Jeopardy
Quote:The project, known as Mars Atmosphere and Volatile Evolution Mission (MAVEN), aims to put a spacecraft in orbit around the Red Planet to study how it lost much of its atmosphere and became a desolate world.

MAVEN is currently scheduled to take off from Kennedy Space Center in Florida on November 18 and has a 20-day launch window.

If it misses that opportunity, the team will have to wait more than two years for their next chance to launch, according to Jakosky, a planetary scientist at the University of Colorado, Boulder.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/03/us/shutdow...hpt=hp_bn1

AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Two years?!?!?!?!

Mother fucking piece of shit politicians!!!!

AAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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RE: Mars Mission in Jeopardy
Yea...we have trillions to bail out wall street but a penny per dollar to forward humanity....OMG NO ENUF MONIES!
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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Unless there are tax credits on Mars the republibertarianeo-conazis won't give a flying fuck.
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RE: Mars Mission in Jeopardy
(October 4, 2013 at 10:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Unless there are tax credits on Mars the republibertarianeo-conazis won't give a flying fuck.

Maybe they should be sent there without space suits so they can perform a suitably thorough hands on search for tax credits and tax shelters on mars.
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RE: Mars Mission in Jeopardy
(October 5, 2013 at 2:15 am)Chuck Wrote:
(October 4, 2013 at 10:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Unless there are tax credits on Mars the republibertarianeo-conazis won't give a flying fuck.

Maybe they should be sent there without space suits so they can perform a suitably thorough hands on search for tax credits and tax shelters on mars.

Let them put corporate logos on the space ship.
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This Mars landing is brought to you by Chase National Bank!
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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This is a natural!
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Maybe if we pretend that the rocks are actually brown-skinned people with vast oil supplies?
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RE: Mars Mission in Jeopardy
(October 5, 2013 at 3:10 pm)Ryantology Wrote: Maybe if we pretend that the rocks are actually brown-skinned people with vast oil supplies?

Now, now . . . why would we bomb Mars?
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