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Typical Theist Post
#11
RE: Typical Theist Post
Oh my god I would love to watch the jaws snap shut on that trap, Rahul. Big Grin

And then the next one we get, we should all pretend to already be christians, and just excuse the name of the forum as missing a space. Tongue When they question our past posts, we can just say it was a miracle.
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#12
RE: Typical Theist Post
(October 6, 2013 at 9:27 am)Rahul Wrote: We should prank a theist. The very next theist that comes to the forum and starts throwing out all the same tired BS we should all act like it's the first time we've heard it, pretend to be confused by how powerful and enlightening their argument is, and then start acting like we've found god suddenly.

It would be a riot.

Sorry to be a party pooper, but..

The Rules Wrote:No Trolling
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#13
RE: Typical Theist Post
(October 6, 2013 at 10:06 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Sorry to be a party pooper, but..

The Rules Wrote:No Trolling

I never Troll.

I prank sometimes. But I never troll.
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#14
RE: Typical Theist Post
(October 6, 2013 at 9:47 am)Esquilax Wrote: Oh my god I would love to watch the jaws snap shut on that trap, Rahul. Big Grin

And then the next one we get, we should all pretend to already be christians, and just excuse the name of the forum as missing a space. Tongue When they question our past posts, we can just say it was a miracle.

Better yet - we're set this up as a trap for real Atheists who, as soon as they arrive we convert.

But not to Christianity - Satanism!!

(actually I just want to get naked and dance round a tree at night with as many women as possible)
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#15
RE: Typical Theist Post
(October 6, 2013 at 10:20 am)Rahul Wrote: I prank sometimes. But I never troll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6Qn8IwPf8
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#16
RE: Typical Theist Post
Are you projecting?



(October 6, 2013 at 9:27 am)Rahul Wrote: We should prank a theist. The very next theist that comes to the forum and starts throwing out all the same tired BS we should all act like it's the first time we've heard it, pretend to be confused by how powerful and enlightening their argument is, and then start acting like we've found god suddenly.

It would be a riot.

pls lets do this guys ^
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#17
RE: Typical Theist Post
(October 6, 2013 at 10:06 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(October 6, 2013 at 9:27 am)Rahul Wrote: We should prank a theist. The very next theist that comes to the forum and starts throwing out all the same tired BS we should all act like it's the first time we've heard it, pretend to be confused by how powerful and enlightening their argument is, and then start acting like we've found god suddenly.

It would be a riot.

Sorry to be a party pooper, but..

The Rules Wrote:No Trolling

I'm willing to look the other way - particularly if I'm involved. Big Grin
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#19
RE: Typical Theist Post
It would be a good prank, say for April's Fools. But that would be discriminatory, to prank only theists in that day. Oh the drama of our April's Fools. One of them even sent ripples trough space-time Big Grin
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#20
RE: Typical Theist Post
(October 6, 2013 at 3:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'm willing to look the other way - particularly if I'm involved. Big Grin

Oh, thanks a lot CD for undermining my efforts to be sensible and fair Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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