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1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
#31
RE: 1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
(October 28, 2013 at 12:10 am)Tkcjpii Wrote: Bring it on. Seen nothing yet. Will it include foul language and silly logic?

Foul language and regular logic. It remains to be seen whether you'll actually consider any of it, but for what it's worth, I hope you do. We could use some fresh minds around here.
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#32
RE: 1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
(October 26, 2013 at 2:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:God could have evolved an animal thru millions of years into a final human form.


God could have shit silver nickels into a big pile, too. You fools created god...you can make it do whatever you want it to. The only limit is your own imagination.


Meanwhile, the rest of us will simply get on with reality.
Read, the rest of your mob will get on with your small, measurable world, and dismiss all those things you can't measure but since it's not religious, you don't have a problem relying on faith for. And you'll keep Judeo Christian morality since you were raised that way and even though you threw out god you couldn't bring yourself to throwing that other stuff with it.
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#33
RE: 1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
(October 28, 2013 at 12:10 am)Tkcjpii Wrote: Bring it on. Seen nothing yet. Will it include foul language and silly logic?

I did that in a former post, linkied here
http://atheistforums.org/thread-20609.html
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#34
RE: 1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
(October 26, 2013 at 10:04 am)Tkcjpii Wrote: Please don't tell Christians what they must believe, dolt. The Church speaks about faith, morals, and God. It's place is not to explain science. Thus, there is room in Christianity for creationism belief, intelligent design, and yes evolution. The bible must not be demanded to be interpreted literally in all it's books. God could have evolved an animal thru millions of years into a final human form. Then he picked the best one, gave him a soul and started humanity. We don't know. Not really important to the church or our salvation.
Lord, I just can't believe the kind of waffling that namby-pamby so-called Christians like you are capable of. You practically just said that it's place is not to explain reality, just faith, morals and God. You've ceded all the important ground to the godless heathen trash. And then you follow it up with all this gobblety gook fac fic adaptation of millions of years of evolution until the Lord picked the thoroughbred of the bunch and gave it a soul. Why do you just write your own holy book, create your own religion and leave Christianity to those who know what we're doing? I hear that's actually a lucrative line of work anyway. Just ask that founder of See-an-tology. Oh, sorry, never mind. He's dead and being sodomized by demons now, so he probably won't have much to say but he did quite well for himself when he was here on earth.

Anyway, what your Jesus Fan Fic fails to take into account is the whole damn point of Christianity: Christ's redeeming sacrifice on the cross.

You see, if we weren't planted in the Garden of Eden, chose to sin and fell from grace, there wouldn't be any sin in the world and no need for Jesus to send himself down to earth to be his own son and sacrifice himself on a cross as the only means to convince himself to forgive all of us for being such sinful beings because one of our ancestors ate a magic fruit after speaking with a talking snake. Then it's just game, set and match for the godless heathen trash.

Now I know you'll say, "but all that happened after the Lord picked the best of the evolved for a soul." The only problem is that evolution requires death in order to work. Death came into the world because of sin. So until the Garden of Eden there could be no death and therefore no millions of years of evolution.

Dumb ass phony Christian.
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

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#35
RE: 1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
Quote:And you'll keep Judeo Christian morality

The judeo-xtian "morality" that burned heretics and witches and would gladly burn anyone else that opposed it? Fuck off. And take your bullshit with you.
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#36
RE: 1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
(October 28, 2013 at 12:23 am)Tkcjpii Wrote: And you'll keep Judeo Christian morality since you were raised that way and even though you threw out god you couldn't bring yourself to throwing that other stuff with it.

Would you do us all a favor and look up the myriad of secular moral systems that were formulated before your religion began? Say, the code of Hammurabi, for a start?

It might stop you using staid, demonstrably false lines like this one in future. If you want to keep using it, please tell us how slave labor, the murder of children and apostates, not wearing mixed fabrics and so on, are a part of our current morality?
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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#37
RE: 1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
I doubt he can, Esq. The stupid is strong with this one.
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#38
RE: 1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
(October 28, 2013 at 12:23 am)Tkcjpii Wrote:
(October 26, 2013 at 2:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: God could have shit silver nickels into a big pile, too. You fools created god...you can make it do whatever you want it to. The only limit is your own imagination.


Meanwhile, the rest of us will simply get on with reality.
Read, the rest of your mob will get on with your small, measurable world, and dismiss all those things you can't measure but since it's not religious, you don't have a problem relying on faith for. And you'll keep Judeo Christian morality since you were raised that way and even though you threw out god you couldn't bring yourself to throwing that other stuff with it.

Do you know anything about the people here? But yet your more then happy to stereo type us. Tell me something since you urge us to accept YOUR flavor of god. how is it you came to the conclusion that flavor of god is the correct? How do you the muslims are wrong, or the sikhs, or the jains?
I for one will take epicurean morality over your judeo-christian business any day.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#39
RE: 1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
(October 18, 2013 at 3:43 am)pocaracas Wrote: Creationist logic: the dating method is wrong... these bones are only ~4~5 thousand years old.
-.-'

And the skulls came from apes and were mis-identified as human, blah blah blah.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#40
RE: 1.8M-year-old skull gives glimpse of our evolution
(October 28, 2013 at 10:06 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(October 18, 2013 at 3:43 am)pocaracas Wrote: Creationist logic: the dating method is wrong... these bones are only ~4~5 thousand years old.
-.-'

And the skulls came from apes and were mis-identified as human, blah blah blah.

...and don't forget the Piltdown Man!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

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