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Quick Questions for Professor
#1
Quick Questions for Professor
I am currently taking 6mg of Cyclobenzaprine, three times per day. This 6-6-6 formulation clearly indicates that I am the anti-Christ. I have a few questions regarding this:

1. When I stop taking the pills, will I no longer be the anti-Christ?

2. If I am no longer the anti-Christ, what are my minions supposed to do, and will I be required to give them unemployment compensation?

3. I'm thinking of writing a tell-all book about my experiences during my three-week tenure as the Beast - can you recommend a publisher?

Thank you for your time.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Quick Questions for Professor
Let me make this easier for everybody.

I am the anti-Christ.

I am against the teachings of the Christ.

I like doing the 69 and if you turn the 9 around it's a six, so that's 66, and since I would gladly do it for 6 hours straight, then add a six at the end and wala!

I was born on the 17th of a certain month. 1 before 7, is... 6!

My traumas started at age 6.

The superior lady at the institute I was in said the god told her I am a serpent.

I call my black Nissan Sentra... The Beast. I really do.

Thing is... when you are honest, people don't believe you. Don't say I didn't tell you so.

I get up to start my day at 6AM.

I was 6 hours late to work today. Truth.

I wish I was 6 feet tall.

Devil
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: Quick Questions for Professor
I thought threads calling out other members wasn't allowed...???
#4
RE: Quick Questions for Professor
(October 17, 2013 at 8:06 pm)Zazzy Wrote: I thought threads calling out other members wasn't allowed...???
Popcorn
#5
RE: Quick Questions for Professor
shhhhhhhh...........
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: Quick Questions for Professor
I don't give a flying fuck about Professor Crazy; I'm just trying to figure out the rules.
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RE: Quick Questions for Professor
(October 17, 2013 at 8:06 pm)Zazzy Wrote: I thought threads calling out other members wasn't allowed...???

Quite correct. This thread will be locked pending review.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'



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