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Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
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Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 28, 2013 at 8:45 pm
Right-wing pastor wants you to stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/girl-scouts-p...ays-pastor

Um...what?
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RE: Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 28, 2013 at 8:51 pm
Those evil little lesbian propagandist trolls with their high calories to match their high prices - Shall we burn them at the stake? *ALL SARCASM*
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#3
RE: Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 28, 2013 at 8:51 pm
Quote:Swanson also called the Girl Scouts of the USA ”a wicked organization,” that doesn’t promote “godly womanhood.”


I wonder what "godly womanhood" might be? I bet it has something to do with not telling this dickhead to STFU!
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RE: Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 28, 2013 at 8:51 pm (This post was last modified: October 28, 2013 at 8:53 pm by Ryantology.)
Let's see.

What do I not like? Anal-retentive religious homophobes.

What do I like? Thin mints and lesbians.

Guess I'm not in on this one.
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RE: Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 28, 2013 at 8:52 pm
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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 28, 2013 at 9:01 pm
I like lesbians and Tagalongs, so STFU.
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RE: Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 28, 2013 at 9:03 pm
When I first saw the title I thought...

"It's about time they came out with a new flavor!"
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RE: Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 28, 2013 at 9:11 pm (This post was last modified: October 28, 2013 at 9:12 pm by Owlix.)
So I wonder what his thoughts are on boy scouts.

Quote:"Girl Scouting builds girls of courage, confidence and character, who make the world a better place!"
http://www.girlscouts.org/for_adults/lea...ninger.asp


I wonder if they like baby thighs too.
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RE: Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 28, 2013 at 9:56 pm
Meh...I prefer eating brownies.
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RE: Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 28, 2013 at 9:57 pm
"Stop buying girl scout cookies,"

. . .Can't we sue that guy for practically encouraging suicide at this point? Tongue
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