Stop Masturbation Now! And Help Preventing Self Rape.

[Zidneya]

Just when you think you have seen it all.
As my grandfather used to say: you can always count that idiots will always find out new ways to promote their stupidity.

The opening line of this new campaign is:

Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It also leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. Please help us make parents aware of Masturbation in the home and hopefully to make it illegal.

You heard it guys and what better way to prevent your kids from falling into perdition that getting your own personal cross?
What parent in his right mind wouldn't want to crucify his own son right?

Look at that kid's expression guys he may be need therapy like FOREVER but at least remained celibate.

Because let's not forget that:


Why are this people so…I mean how can someone think that…

I need a minute this is too stupid that is giving me a headache.


Oh and here is the link
http://www.stopmasturbationnow.org
And the Facebook page
https://www.facebook.com/STOP.Masturbati...tos_stream

[Jenny A]

Oh but there's more. Here are a few vintage contraptions that have been co-opted by the modern BDSM community.

http://thechirurgeonsapprentice.com/2013...n-devices/

http://christwire.org/2010/10/the-anti-m...nventions/

[Dystopia]

Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck is this shit? Seriously I'm losing faith in humanity

[CindysRain]

I'm not buying that this is real.

Once or twice over the past 10 years or so, I've run across some very bizarre, disturbing articles, that I thought were true, only to find out, they were fake and meant to draw attention, and complaints. A troll's work is never done, in my opinion.

IF it were true, then it's ridiculously absurd, and that one velcro contraption would certainly get the attention of CPS.

[Jenny A]

I'm not buying that this is real.

Once or twice over the past 10 years or so, I've run across some very bizarre, disturbing articles, that I thought were true, only to find out, they were fake and meant to draw attention, and complaints. A troll's work is never done, in my opinion.

IF it were true, then it's ridiculously absurd, and that one velcro contraption would certainly get the attention of CPS.

You're right on the money:

http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/anti-m...s-twitter/

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-masturbation-cross

[Chad32]

And here I was under the impression that masturbation would help reduce rape, since it relieves sexual tension. And helps prevent prostate cancer. And personally helps me sleep if my brain is a little too active when it's time for bed.

Sometimes I'll lay down to sleep, and my brain is still running at full speed, so I break out the lotion and my brain finds some solitary thing to focus on.

[rexbeccarox]

Because let's not forget that:

Aren't most of these just...puberty?

[Jenny A]

And here I was under the impression that masturbation would help reduce rape, since it relieves sexual tension. And helps prevent prostate cancer. And personally helps me sleep if my brain is a little too active when it's time for bed.

Sometimes I'll lay down to sleep, and my brain is still running at full speed, so I break out the lotion and my brain finds some solitary thing to focus on.

Ain't it fun when "sins" turn out to be healthy?

Don't forget that one glass of red wine a night either.

[Dragonetti]

So, since fantasies are impure, which could lead to masturbation! How does this stop the fantasies and impure thoughts?

[Jenny A]

So, since fantasies are impure, which could lead to masturbation! How does this stop the fantasies and impure thoughts?

Why would one want to stop fantasies and impure thoughts?