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Buying you with food
February 27, 2012 at 4:49 pm
This came through the door of my flat earlier:
I was going to send them a text, but fuck if I wanna be standing around all night debating with some pigeon brained moron.
I thought it would be interesting to see what you guys would send to them though. I was trying to think of something they couldn't come back with a canned answer for.
Suggestions?
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RE: Buying you with food
February 27, 2012 at 4:51 pm
Question- Can I haz hotdog without strings attached.
Flat number- The continent of Africa
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Buying you with food
February 27, 2012 at 4:52 pm
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Hotdog nothing... answer me this: can God send me a hot woman?
-Recently released rapist, dark alleyway-
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Buying you with food
February 27, 2012 at 5:18 pm
(February 27, 2012 at 4:51 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Question- Can I haz hotdog without strings attached.
Has to relate to christianity :/ I was really thinking of just being a cunt and asking them a load of arsy questions about why is god an asshole.
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RE: Buying you with food
February 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Better be a god damn mofucking good hotdog.
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RE: Buying you with food
February 27, 2012 at 5:21 pm
(February 27, 2012 at 5:18 pm)Napoleon Wrote: (February 27, 2012 at 4:51 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Question- Can I haz hotdog without strings attached.
Has to relate to christianity :/ I was really thinking of just being a cunt and asking them a load of arsy questions about why is god an asshole.
Now that would be worth a free hotdog. Mind if I join you?
Then after that we can drive them mad by debating the criminal justice system.
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RE: Buying you with food
February 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm
I'm more than tempted wonder if they will bring it to my house?
my question: Why do you continue to believe despite the overwhelming evidence Christianity is complete bullshit?
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RE: Buying you with food
February 27, 2012 at 5:29 pm
(February 27, 2012 at 5:21 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Now that would be worth a free hotdog. Mind if I join you?
Then after that we can drive them mad by debating the criminal justice system.
If only you were here Rev, then we'd get a hotdog each and get to pwn a couple of bible thumping douchers.
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RE: Buying you with food
February 27, 2012 at 5:33 pm
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My bad, my bad.
Question: How comfortable are you with the notion of vicarious redemption? Should I be punished, up to and including execution, for the crimes that others have committed? Simply put, would you scapegoat me?
Flat Number: Calvary.
Sincerely, JHC
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RE: Buying you with food
February 27, 2012 at 5:36 pm
Ask them: Does Batman eat hot dogs or do hot dogs eat Batman?
Then, prove them wrong ...
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