So my question is this... Do girl scout cookies make you lesbian, or are they made FROM lesbians?
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Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
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Owlix
Worship is for the weak. I'm fond of science  Religious Views: Upon my death I will be part of the stars...... still.
Well I had my first girl scout cookie when I was 7, 8, who knows. Before 10, certainly. And then a few years later, I started being attracted to people. And I was attracted to boys and girls. So it means the cookies make you lesbian.
![[Image: CheerUp_zps63df8a6b.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FArt%2520Vault%2FCheerUp_zps63df8a6b.jpg) Thanks to Cinjin for making it more 'sig space' friendly.  RE: Stop buying lesbian Girl Scout cookies
October 29, 2013 at 12:30 am
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2013 at 12:32 am by Walking Void.)
Still not as bad as being a grade school "cub" while being obliged to stick your Hans in a bowl filled with peeled grapes on Halloween.
EDIT: Nah, not going to fix that. 
So how does he feel about the Boy Scouts allowing gay scouts in now? Is he going to call for people to stop buying gay popcorn?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
I WISH all the girl scouts were lesbians. That would've made my life so much easier when I was growing up. Also, girl scout cookies are fucking delicious. I would buy them... if I knew any girl scouts!
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. (October 28, 2013 at 8:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:Swanson also called the Girl Scouts of the USA ”a wicked organization,” that doesn’t promote “godly womanhood.” Doubt this pastor would know, he probably doesnt see anything in the way of women.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. 
Watch Girl's Scouts cookies sales go up drastically in the coming weeks.
I've always had a threesome fantasy involving thin mints. I guess I'm offto hell.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. (November 5, 2013 at 1:57 am)c172 Wrote: I've always had a threesome fantasy involving thin mints. I guess I'm offto hell. One for the hall of wit
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.  (November 5, 2013 at 1:57 am)c172 Wrote: I've always had a threesome fantasy involving thin mints. I guess I'm offto hell. Stop leaving your thin mints in the sun... I'm sure it tells you right on the box that you should store them in a cool, dry area. ... I wouldn't mind if Samoas 'turned' women lezzie.  More of a good thing couldn't be a bad thing~ 
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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