Revelations actually confirms that God is a borg. Look at the new Jerusalem totally a borg cube.
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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| Poll: Regarding the Book of Revelations found in the Bible .... This poll is closed. |
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| I believe that Revelations must be translated literally and that such stories of a seven-headed beast rising from the sea and the four horseman are going to be very real and exactly that. | 2 | 5.71% | |
| I believe that Revelations is partially literal and partially alligorical. | 2 | 5.71% | |
| I believe either the large majority or the whole of Revelations is allegorical. I don't believe that beasts from hell will be running around devouring people up. | 4 | 11.43% | |
| If you're left behind after the rapture, you are going to witness terrifying monsters for real! | 1 | 2.86% | |
| Revelations is the ramblings of a primitive lunatic. Stop asking silly questions Cinjin! | 26 | 74.29% | |
| Total | 35 vote(s) | 100% | |
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 I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.  (October 31, 2013 at 11:17 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I know that tradition says John of Patmos wrote this stuff, but - and here my prophet sense is tingling - is there anything by way of actual supporting evidence for it?Evidence exhibit A, your honor: It reads like a bad acid trip. Q.E.D.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist  (October 31, 2013 at 11:17 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I know that tradition says John of Patmos wrote this stuff, but - and here my prophet sense is tingling - is there anything by way of actual supporting evidence for it? When jesus freaks use the word "tradition" it means there is no fucking evidence at all. 
Again, granted that it's an acid trip and has been labelled a shroom psychotic episode. Just wondered what substance (other than the shrooms) there was to connect it with Patmos and its resident hippie.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I remember hearing some wacko preacher on shortwave claim that the UN was the first beast in the book of Revelation. I think due to it having seven heads and ten crowns or whatever. Somehow that was supposed to relate to the different heads of government working together or some nonsense.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
(November 1, 2013 at 3:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Again, granted that it's an acid trip and has been labelled a shroom psychotic episode. Just wondered what substance (other than the shrooms) there was to connect it with Patmos and its resident hippie. Probably just sounded good in the scriptwriter's lounge.  (October 31, 2013 at 11:27 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: Revelations actually confirms that God is a borg. Look at the new Jerusalem totally a borg cube. You just reminded me of a totally awesome painting at Star Trek: The Experience, the Borgified New York City.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
 RE: Revelations
November 5, 2013 at 10:42 pm
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(October 30, 2013 at 1:57 pm)Darwinian Wrote: There are two aren't there? The O.T. God and the N.T. God.. I mean they are clearly completely different characters!Funny how Christians claim that N.T. god doesn't intervene in mortal affairs... except when he does in the O.T.. You know; plague, smiting, speaking with prophets, setting plants on fire, wrestling with people and breaking their hips when he loses (talk about a sore loser), answering bald prophets prayers for wildlife to destroy teenagers (here there be bears folks), not to mention the goddamned obliteration of Sodom & Gomorrah (to be fair he told Lot to tell his wife not to look but I'll be damned she just had to turn around and see god taking a nuclear dump on the citiy so god just had to turn her into salt because one simply doesn't look upon the holy cheeks), and the fucking flood. But he doesn't intervene. 
(November 5, 2013 at 9:47 pm)Polaris Wrote: You just reminded me of a totally awesome painting at Star Trek: The Experience, the Borgified New York City. I wouldn't mind getting to see that. Sounds great.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(November 5, 2013 at 10:42 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Funny how Christians claim that N.T. god doesn't intervene in mortal affairs... except when he does in the O.T.. ...and in the NT. Ever read Acts?
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