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Zeus apologetics
#11
RE: Zeus apologetics
(October 30, 2013 at 3:58 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: You can't prove that Zeus doesn't exist.
Can you prove that?
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#12
RE: Zeus apologetics
Go ahead, prove me wrong.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#13
RE: Zeus apologetics
(October 30, 2013 at 4:46 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Go ahead, prove me wrong.
This is all the proof I need to see god.

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#14
RE: Zeus apologetics
If I have enough of that proof, I won't give two shits about any gods.

Oh wait, I don't already.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#15
RE: Zeus apologetics
(October 30, 2013 at 4:59 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(October 30, 2013 at 4:46 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Go ahead, prove me wrong.
This is all the proof I need to see god.

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Screw that, go for johnny walker black label. Or as Christopher hitchens called it "the breakfast of champion's"
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#16
RE: Zeus apologetics
"Beg Zeus for forgiveness"
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#17
RE: Zeus apologetics
In terms of Greek mythology, Nyx (Night), Gaea (Earth) or Ouranus (sky/heavens) might be better options. Smile

"Of course Nyx exists! You see her shroud of divine darkness every night!"

My argument for the existence of Gaea:

Prime Base Argument for the existence of Gaea Wrote:P1) That which is on top of something has something underneath it.

P2) Every non-divine thing is on top of something.

C) Therefore there is something underneath all other things that itself has nothing underneath it and is divine, and I call that Gaea.

U jelly? ;D
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#18
RE: Zeus apologetics
Quote: P1) That which is on top of something has something underneath it.

Lol! That is what I call a perfect circle!

Reports are coming in that Gaea is the inner core of the earth. Can confirm, died trying to reach it.
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#19
RE: Zeus apologetics
(October 31, 2013 at 12:28 am)MindForgedManacle Wrote: In terms of Greek mythology, Nyx (Night), Gaea (Earth) or Ouranus (sky/heavens) might be better options. Smile

Zeus dammit, we're talking about Zeus here!
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#20
RE: Zeus apologetics
Zeus causes and controls lightning.
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