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The Toilet Seat Dilemma

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The Toilet Seat Dilemma
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 11:28 pm (This post was last modified: November 5, 2013 at 11:29 pm by Zazzy.)
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#102
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 12:29 pm
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#103
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 12:58 pm
Are You afraid of jumping spiders, missluckie? That family of spiders is known to be intelligent and hunt other spiders with strategy.
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#104
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 1:05 pm
I'm turrified of jumping spiders Tongue They... jump! and those beady black eyes.. watching. waiting to jump on you..
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#105
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 1:12 pm


If You are not careful, missluckie, a friendly jumping spider might land on You to partially string You with webbing.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 1:21 pm
I'm just jokin you, I'm not scawed ov nufin! Oh and

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 1:39 pm
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#108
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 2:06 pm
(November 6, 2013 at 1:21 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I'm just jokin you, I'm not scawed ov nufin! Oh and

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How dare You-

confuse my mother's identity. Get the right species, missluckie!

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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 2:16 pm
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 6, 2013 at 6:56 pm
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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