The Zombie Survival Thread!

[Ben Davis]

That's a good way to ogle. I'm still working on my ogling.. I just now started being okay with ogling the ladies without having to gouge my own eyes out.

Never been a problem for me

So I'd design cities based on a waterway system...

Actually, that's really good. Since clean water would be at a premium, you could take a Roman approach and incorporate sewerage, cleansing and heating all in to the infrastructure of the city.

...that had rafts constantly moving and transporting people wherever they want. No need for cars

With an appropriately engineered water system, you could build hydroelectricity into the infrastructure, too and have a renewably powered electric train/tram system (more practical for heavy goods).

lots of Parks and aquariums and gardens and forests throughout with communal meeting facilities and indoor and outdoor gardens that are taken care of by everyone.

Yes, the social activity would be as important as the aesthetics.

The school system would also be in my interests.

And mine. I'd need to make sure that the most current, best knowledge was shared with those compiling the textbooks & curricula. Imagine the exact opposite of the Texas Board of Education...

[freedomfromforum]

I think fff got lost. Dude needs to stop doin the peyote.

Lost? How can I be lost if I know where to find the peyote?

[pocaracas]

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OK, here's how this goes. Answer the information given.

What kind of survivor are you?

1. Leader
   
2. Secondary leader/organizer
   
3. Scavenger
   
4. Forager
   
5. Hunter
   
6. Doctor/Medic
   
7. Guard
   
8. Lone wolf
   
9. Helpless, hapless victim
   

What is your approach to ZoApoc life?

1. Humanist: Death Before Dishonor; save everyone possible, or die trying.
   
2. Nihilist: Dishonor Before Death; Pragmatism, if others need help, they need to help themselves.
   
3. Pragmatist: Sacrifice Is Just Natural; Survival is our only goal; the strong survive, the weak perish.
   
4. Desperate optimist: It's Always Darkest Before Dawn; The next city will have something. And if not that one, then the next.
   
5. Defeated Pessimist: Quoth the Raven, Nevermore; The world has ended, there is no hope, why even bother fighting? Let it all end.
   
6. Lone wolf: Others Only Slow Down Number One; It's every many for himself.
   
7. Psychopath: EVERYONE IS A ZOMBIE, JUST OUT TO GET ME!! The mind has snapped; you will not live long, but then, neither will anyone near you.
   
8. Degenerate: What Isn't Mine And What Is Yours...I Will Make Mine; Prey upon others, sustain yourself at their expense; rape, murder, theft; indulge your bestial side.
   
9. Victim: When One Dies, It's A Tragedy. But When A Million Die, It's Just A Statistic; One of the ZoApoc's many, many billions victims.
   

What is your preferred style of combat?

1. Melee: Your hands, the plank of wood, the combat knife, the sword, the baseball bat.
   
2. Short-range: Shotguns, submachine guns, carbines, thrown spears, crossbows...
   
3. Mid-range: Assault rifles and carbines, hunting rifles, battle rifles, light machine guns...
   
4. Long range: One shot, one kill.
   
5. Explosives: Homemade, military-issue, jury-rigged, wired, remote controlled, fuse-primed...basically if it explodes, it's what you want.
   
6. Unarmed: You're either too busy, or too useless, to be armed.
   
7. Heavy weapons: rocket lauchers, LMGs, miniguns, the bigger the better.
   
8. Traps: Detect them, evade them, annihilate them...your choice.
   

More to come!

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Guys, relax... I got this!

Build rocket (or borrow one).
Go to moon.
Wait until zombies lose energy (or whatever we can call "death")
Return to Earth.
Clean up the mess.

[pineapplebunnybounce]

Missluckie, omg! waterway cities it's like Venice! But Pocaracas is going to the moon .... I've always wanted to go into space ...

Who'd have thought the zombie apocalypse would be difficult because there're too many choices...

But in terms of rebuilding, I don't think I'm comfortable being head of medicine or even practice medicine, unless there's no one else, then I'll be willing to if you're willing to let me. I think I want to be in charged with dealing with the zombies or what's left of them, maybe utilize them for good. Or train a zombie army that'll protect our territory from fff. And I'll try to recover as much technology and knowledge (in the form of books/files on internets/stuff like that) as possible.

Definitely want to contribute to education system.

[freedomfromforum]

Or train a zombie army that'll protect our territory from fff.

Futile. I already control 77% of the zombie and zombie morph population, with 100% assimilation plotted for early this winter. If I find that you have useful skills, and that your own propensities don't hinder my plans, I will spare your life, and perhaps make you into a drone with benefits. After all, I do like pineapple, bunnies, and bouncing.

[Mystical]

Can you take this guy to the moon with you Pocaracas? he's hindering progress.

[freedomfromforum]

Can you take this guy to the moon with you Pocaracas? he's hindering progress.

This thread is in the "Humor" section, yes?

[pocaracas]

Can you take this guy to the moon with you Pocaracas? he's hindering progress.

I can take all of you! I plan a really big rocket... I need concubines and healers and farmers and scientists, so we can restore mankind, afterwards.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

By the way, anyone know what movie this chick's been watching?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/19...02764.html

[pineapplebunnybounce]

Or train a zombie army that'll protect our territory from fff.

Futile. I already control 77% of the zombie and zombie morph population, with 100% assimilation plotted for early this winter. If I find that you have useful skills, and that your own propensities don't hinder my plans, I will spare your life, and perhaps make you into a drone with benefits. After all, I do like pineapple, bunnies, and bouncing.

You can try, you'll never succeed. You'll never take me alive. I'll be your nightmare.