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Checkmate atheists!
CleanShavenJesus Offline
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#1
Checkmate atheists!
November 8, 2013 at 9:03 pm
Post something that no atheist could possibly argue against.

Atheists, if there's no God then how did we get here?

Atheists, if there's no God then how are you moral?

Atheists, if there's no God then does the tide go in and out?

Atheists, if there's no God then how did dogs become domesticated?

Atheists, if there's no God then how does the banana fit perfectly in the human hand?


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Let me break this down for you Bob-o style.
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#2
RE: Checkmate atheists!
November 8, 2013 at 9:06 pm
Punkin' had some moves!!
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#3
RE: Checkmate atheists!
November 8, 2013 at 9:09 pm
Someone that has a twitter account showed me someone's tweet and it went like this:
If God isn't real then how did Jesus walk on water?


Well...

I don't...

pff....


I uh...

Nope. Nothing. Zip. You got me. How did he do it? Thinking
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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Creed of Heresy Offline
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#4
RE: Checkmate atheists!
November 8, 2013 at 11:48 pm
If there's no god, then where did raspberry souffle, filet mignon, twice-baked potatoes, and good pot come from?

I have to admit, someone who said that to me would have a really damn good point...
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#5
RE: Checkmate atheists!
November 9, 2013 at 2:38 pm
If there's no god why do I hear my neighbours wife shouting his name so loudly every Friday night.



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RE: Checkmate atheists!
November 9, 2013 at 2:45 pm (This post was last modified: November 9, 2013 at 2:46 pm by freedomfromforum.)
(November 8, 2013 at 11:48 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: If there's no god, then where did raspberry souffle, filet mignon, twice-baked potatoes, and good pot come from?

I have to admit, someone who said that to me would have a really damn good point...
I have two of those things in my home right now.

ETA: If there's no God, then how come the bible says there is? Tongue
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RE: Checkmate atheists!
November 9, 2013 at 3:03 pm
(November 8, 2013 at 9:09 pm)Ivy Wrote: Someone that has a twitter account showed me someone's tweet and it went like this:
If God isn't real then how did Jesus walk on water?


Well...

I don't...

pff....


I uh...

Nope. Nothing. Zip. You got me. How did he do it? Thinking

Joseph Smith used his ice breath on the Galilee? (South Park rationale.)



If there was no god, how could Oprah possibly have any clout?
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*Deidre* Offline
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RE: Checkmate atheists!
November 9, 2013 at 3:34 pm (This post was last modified: November 9, 2013 at 3:35 pm by *Deidre*.)
Atheists, why don't you take an agnostic view, since we don't know for sure, if God exists or doesn't? Big Grin
Atheists, if there's no God, what caused the Big Bang...huh...huh????
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RE: Checkmate atheists!
November 9, 2013 at 4:33 pm
(November 9, 2013 at 3:34 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Atheists, why don't you take an agnostic view, since we don't know for sure, if God exists or doesn't? Big Grin
Atheists, if there's no God, what caused the Big Bang...huh...huh????

Agnostics, all "don't know for sure"s aren't born equal. Since this "don't know for sure" is as close to sure as "walking off tall buildings will kill you", why don't you take an atheistic point of view.

Btw, it is surely lord noodle's fart that caused the big bang.
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Start asking how. Stop asking why.
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#10
RE: Checkmate atheists!
November 9, 2013 at 4:40 pm
Explain how Jesus brought the dead back to life using science.
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