Oh no! The Loch Ness Monster totally disproves evolution. Jeeez, and I was just getting used to sleeping in on Sundays.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/...curriculum
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/...curriculum
Checkmate for us atheists :(
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Oh no! The Loch Ness Monster totally disproves evolution. Jeeez, and I was just getting used to sleeping in on Sundays.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/...curriculum RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 6, 2013 at 4:42 pm
(This post was last modified: February 6, 2013 at 4:42 pm by Nine.)
Sounds pretty legit. I mean I never thought of how a mythological creature that only exists in legend and a few fraudulent photo's completely disproves evolution.
Now I just need to decide which god to arbitrarily believe in.
Apparently the Lochness Monster does exist but it exists on a different dimensional plane only occassionally intersecting with our own. It's essentially a gaint worm, with legs and a head like a horse.
Just as convincing as any other 'disproof' of evolution.
RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 6, 2013 at 4:56 pm
(This post was last modified: February 6, 2013 at 4:57 pm by Confused Ape.)
(February 6, 2013 at 4:42 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Now I just need to decide which god to arbitrarily believe in. What about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Then there's Russell's Teapot which must have divine powers in order to get itself up into orbit between Earth and Mars. I'm going to believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Where are the snake and mushroom smilies?
RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 6, 2013 at 6:44 pm
(This post was last modified: February 6, 2013 at 6:44 pm by Cyberman.)
Nessie debunked by Arthur C Clarke (relevant bit 1:40 to about 2:30):
http://youtu.be/Kl8SRrlbbN0?t (February 6, 2013 at 4:56 pm)Confused Ape Wrote:(February 6, 2013 at 4:42 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Now I just need to decide which god to arbitrarily believe in. Cast off these false gods and follow the One True Ceiling Cat kthxbai!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(February 6, 2013 at 4:42 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Sounds pretty legit. I mean I never thought of how a mythological creature that only exists in legend and a few fraudulent photo's completely disproves evolution. If it's arbitrary gods you want, I think Discordia is for you!
Oh no, I'm sorry you guys were wrong. Wait no I'm not! :p
I didn't know the universe was younger than 10,000 years, but it makes perfect sense. Fucking Einstein, what a useless non-genius pre-Nazi bastard he was, telling us lies and deceivements. Good thing the Poms have a great education system, I wonder how I can petition to have this material taught in Australian schools? Children must be taught the truth!
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK
The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK "That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke Quote: "a teleological account of American history as leading to the ultimate fulfilment of God's will" What a load of shit. What kind of dumbass motherfuckers would fall for that? Oh.
Um, probably Americans, they believe all kinds of crazy shit.
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK
The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK "That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke |
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