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RE: Wotcha
November 13, 2013 at 12:57 pm
lol Thomas.. totally.
Jacob are you aware you're named after a Bible character?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/jacob Jacob ("heel" or "leg-puller"),
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RE: Wotcha
November 13, 2013 at 1:00 pm
Yep.
"for my brother esau is an hairy man, but I am a smooth man". Hence the smooth.
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RE: Wotcha
November 13, 2013 at 1:05 pm
oh well good. I thought the smooth was a sexual reference  but then everything is a sexual reference to me, just ask Esquilax.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Wotcha
November 13, 2013 at 1:22 pm
My wife's aunt is an ER nurse and one day a guy came in with a foam swimming pool noodle jammed in his anus. He claimed that he jumped off the diving board and landed on the noodle which wedged it up his butt.
But you know, those things are pretty large in diameter (even the small ones), so kudos for even getting something like that inserted into your rectum.
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RE: Wotcha
November 13, 2013 at 1:30 pm
 high there 
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RE: Wotcha
November 13, 2013 at 1:30 pm
(November 13, 2013 at 1:22 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: My wife's aunt is an ER nurse and one day a guy came in with a foam swimming pool noodle jammed in his anus. He claimed that he jumped off the diving board and landed on the noodle which wedged it up his butt.
But you know, those things are pretty large in diameter (even the small ones), so kudos for even getting something like that inserted into your rectum. Yeah, it's important to have goals!
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Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Wotcha
November 13, 2013 at 1:38 pm
Someone should rep you for this intro thread alone.
Shan't be me. you must earn my Rep with funniness and vigor.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Wotcha
November 13, 2013 at 1:44 pm
(November 13, 2013 at 1:38 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: you must earn my Rep with funniness and vigor. Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
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RE: Wotcha
November 13, 2013 at 2:21 pm
(November 13, 2013 at 1:38 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Someone should rep you for this intro thread alone.
Shan't be me. you must earn my Rep with funniness and vigor. I shall endeavour so do do through jocular it and wit. If that fails, I shall resort to saying "tittysprinkles" and try to get a cheap laugh that way.
Are you quite sure you don't want to let the love of eels into your... life?
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Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
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RE: Wotcha
November 13, 2013 at 2:29 pm
that's it! you done gone got repped
PS. you're coming off as a snake oil salesman with this eel talk. I'll have none of it, you hear? nonE.
ETA: you aLready have two reps for the day. I shall wait for you to say something more epic and awesome instead.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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