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Texts From My Dog
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Texts From My Dog
November 16, 2013 at 2:12 am
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Texts From My Dog
November 16, 2013 at 2:18 am
This reminds me of Wilfred. I love that show. I can almost hear the actor's voices as I read them.
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RE: Texts From My Dog
November 16, 2013 at 6:14 am
I loved this.

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RE: Texts From My Dog
November 16, 2013 at 6:34 am
Better listen to the lady, Texas. We don't want to get thrown out of the library.
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RE: Texts From My Dog
November 16, 2013 at 9:16 am
It messes with my head too. When I look for my posts, or those in response to mine, I keep skimming right over them.
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RE: Texts From My Dog
November 16, 2013 at 2:09 pm


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RE: Texts From My Dog
November 16, 2013 at 3:56 pm
I'd heard of Wilfred but somehow never seen it. I think it's the whole pantomime costume thing that put me off; obviously my loss, I enjoyed that!

There's Texts From My Cat as well, though for me they're not quite as good. Still funny though.

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Texts From My Dog
November 16, 2013 at 3:56 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Texts From My Dog
November 16, 2013 at 4:04 pm
Ever since watching it, I don't look at my dog the same way. That show is dark comedy genius! I've never seen the UK version. Only the one with Frodo.
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RE: Texts From My Dog
November 16, 2013 at 4:16 pm
(November 16, 2013 at 4:04 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: Ever since watching it, I don't look at my dog the same way. That show is dark comedy genius! I've never seen the UK version. Only the one with Frodo.

There isn't a UK version. It was Australian. The American one is actually better anyway. So much more of a mind fuck.
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