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Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?

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Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
ignoramus Offline
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Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
July 7, 2020 at 1:48 am
Because life gave me melons of course!

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(speak to me in my language. I'm affluent in dyslexia)
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RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
July 7, 2020 at 1:49 am
You're not the only one who's fluent in daily sex.




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RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
July 7, 2020 at 2:19 am
Don't mock DYSLEXA! It's all fun and games until somebody loses and i
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RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
July 7, 2020 at 5:05 am
Hear they cure a dyslexia for I found.

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RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
July 7, 2020 at 5:12 am (This post was last modified: July 7, 2020 at 5:12 am by Peebothuhlu.)
Oh dear.

At work.

Everyone's lysdexia is coming out.....

TIGGERED!
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RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
July 7, 2020 at 6:10 am
My dyslexia is coming out.
Wait a minute...diarrhea, I meant diarrhea.
Damn you Iggy!!




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RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
July 7, 2020 at 7:43 am
Sigh.

Everyone knows the correct spelling is "dire rear".
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RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
July 7, 2020 at 7:58 am
The ability to click your penis in different color finds?
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RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
July 7, 2020 at 9:30 am
(July 7, 2020 at 5:05 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Hear they cure a dyslexia for I found.

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Maybe Yoda, dyslexic I think was!
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RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
July 11, 2020 at 10:29 pm
"Workers of the World untie!"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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