A Dog Named Sex

[Rhondazvous]

Everybody who has a dog calls him Spot or Rover or Fido. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "Me, too!"

Then, I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then, I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.

He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." He said, "Me, too."

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please."

Then, I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.

[brewer]

Now you're telling jokes! You must be laying off the banana's.