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God is dead Nasa killed him.

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God is dead Nasa killed him.
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God is dead Nasa killed him.
March 6, 2011 at 11:34 am
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nasa-co...god,19263/



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RE: God is dead Nasa killed him.
March 31, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Poor god beaten, then shot in the head. I bet he didn't see that coming.
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RE: God is dead Nasa killed him.
March 31, 2011 at 12:11 pm
[Image: NASA-Achieves-Jump-R_jpg_250x1000_q85.jpg]
Astronauts prepare the creators body for the return to Earth.

Quote:"He was damn fast. And strong—as strong as anyone I've ever engaged," said Captain Trevor Sullivan, the astronaut who, after his weary team dragged a bloodied and beaten God back to the lunar module, executed Him with a single gunshot to the head. "He fought like a wild animal, and the fact that He's omnipotent really worked against us. But we know a few tricks ourselves, and after all was said and done, we took Him down for good."

"Gotta give Him credit, though, God was defiant right up until the end. Scrappy bastard spit right in my face just before I pulled the trigger," added Sullivan, smiling.

LMFAO. You have GOT to love the onion.

Does this mean the Onion will no longer be having interviews with God, as it does on occassions?
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RE: God is dead Nasa killed him.
March 31, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Too bad they didn't wait until after the Rapture. Then, we would have this bitch all to ourselves.
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RE: God is dead Nasa killed him.
March 31, 2011 at 9:58 pm (This post was last modified: March 31, 2011 at 10:00 pm by TheDarkestOfAngels.)
God's been dead since the scientific revolution.

Religious folks have just been dancing him around like a weekend at bernie's.
Occasionally putting funny hats and sunglasses on him to try to make him appeal to modern audiences.

[Image: weekend-at-bernies.jpg]

All NASA did was shoot up a corpse.
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