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Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
#11
RE: Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
If you think Selena Gomez is as slutty as Miley Cyrus you need to get your eyesight tested.

Most of the pictures on that website are candid shots taken while she's unaware on holiday and such, others are for movie roles or glamorous occasions.

I think there's a bit of a difference between this and creating music videos naked riding around on a wrecking ball and having nude photoshoots like a fucking porn star and also gyrating around on stage in a skimpy outfit "twerking".


Don't get me wrong though, they're both 10/10 would bang.
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#12
RE: Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
Dude, any human should be ready to give a proper fuck for humanity! *high fives Napo*
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#13
RE: Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
Miley Cyrus is fuck ugly. I wouldn't poke her on facebook Eeeew
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#14
RE: Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
All I have to say is that 1) I am glad no one takes photos of me when I have been drinking and 2) I am glad no one takes photos of my crotch with a zoom lens when I am by the pool.

Who gives a shit? Just let the girl live her life and don't worry yourself with her clothing or drink of choice. Now, where is my gin and thong? Well, I may have found at least the remnants of the thong...
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#15
RE: Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
(December 5, 2013 at 5:33 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: Miley Cyrus is fuck ugly. I wouldn't poke her on facebook Eeeew

You're either a woman or a gay man.
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#16
RE: Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
(December 4, 2013 at 11:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Who the fuck is she?
Remember that obnoxious teenage shit stain on Canadian culture. his Ex

(December 5, 2013 at 7:08 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(December 5, 2013 at 5:33 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: Miley Cyrus is fuck ugly. I wouldn't poke her on facebook Eeeew

You're either a woman or a gay man.

Doing miley cyrus is like sticking your dick in a jar of mayonnaise.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#17
RE: Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
(December 5, 2013 at 7:08 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(December 5, 2013 at 5:33 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: Miley Cyrus is fuck ugly. I wouldn't poke her on facebook Eeeew

You're either a woman or a gay man.

Neither. I just have an innate aversion to fuck ugly skanks. Not even this Bag would make her more appealing.
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#18
RE: Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
Boy, they are picky aren't they?
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#19
RE: Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
(December 6, 2013 at 8:25 am)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: Neither. I just have an innate aversion to fuck ugly skanks. Not even this Bag would make her more appealing.

Yeah, because if she laid it out on a plate you'd turn her down...

Whatever.
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#20
RE: Selena Gomez is not as classy as she seems
Turn her down? I'd throw away the plate.
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