Stupid things Christians say.

[downbeatplumb]

Dont christians think religion is the only thing keeping people from wanton hedonism and murder.
Because morals only come from the bible.

So they MUST be better people than me because I am an athiest.

It makes me sooo mad.

[Pope Alfred]

"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for me."

A U.S. Congressman to Dr. David Edwards, head of the Joint National Committee on Language, about the necessity of a modern commercial nation to be multi-lingual.

[Meatball]

"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for me."

A U.S. Congressman to Dr. David Edwards, head of the Joint National Committee on Language, about the necessity of a modern commercial nation to be multi-lingual.

While funny, this is almost certainly a hoax. This interaction has been attributed to a handful of different American politicians, and there is no reliable record of this exchange actually taking place.

[Pope Alfred]

"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for me."

A U.S. Congressman to Dr. David Edwards, head of the Joint National Committee on Language, about the necessity of a modern commercial nation to be multi-lingual.

While funny, this is almost certainly a hoax. This interaction has been attributed to a handful of different American politicians, and there is no reliable record of this exchange actually taking place.

OK! Pity, though - it's a good one.

[downbeatplumb]

"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for me."

A U.S. Congressman to Dr. David Edwards, head of the Joint National Committee on Language, about the necessity of a modern commercial nation to be multi-lingual.

While funny, this is almost certainly a hoax. This interaction has been attributed to a handful of different American politicians, and there is no reliable record of this exchange actually taking place.

OK! Pity, though - it's a good one.

It is still believable though which does say something.

[chatpilot]

Let me give you all a crack at this hmmm stupid things Christians say: It's a mystery, only God knows, just have faith, He can do what he wants since he created us, you can never understand the mind of god and his ways, he is infinite and we are finite his knowledge differs from ours, who are you to question the creator, etc.

A bunch of bullshit excuses to explain the unexplained.

[Autumnlicious]

"God wants to come inside of you"
-- Pastor

[Pope Alfred]

"God wants to come inside of you"
-- Pastor

Brilliant!

Talking of stupid things they say....

We believe in one God,
the Father, the Almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all that is, seen and unseen.
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, light from light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
of one Being with the Father;
through him all things were made.

etc etc .....

[Sudekai]

The funniest thing I've heard a Christian say was:

"Do you really need proof for everything? Can't you just... believe?"

[Autumnlicious]

I have all my wisdom teeth
And I will keep them all until the day I die as long as I keep them clean and healthy. I guess I disprove evolution. Hey, if having one's wisdom teeth removed supposedly proves evolution, then the opposite is just as true.

REF: http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title...did=716759
(Hint: it is at the bottom of the page)