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Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white
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Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white
Fox News host Megyn Kelly says that Santa and Jesus are white

Quote:“Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean it has to change. You know, I mean, Jesus was a white man, too,” Kelly said. “He was a historical figure; that's a verifiable fact — as is Santa, I want you kids watching to know that — but my point is: How do you revise it, in the middle of the legacy of the story, and change Santa from white to black?”

Of course Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes. Haven't you seen all those paintings?
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Faux News, of course.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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She is a news babe bimbo. Do you really expect her to say something intelligible?
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I don't know which the Faux News crowd should find more embarassing: that she's arguing that Jesus was white or that she's arguing that Santa is white.
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Sure. Yeah. A middle eastern jewish carpenter who lived in the desert would be white. Why wouldn't he be?

I think the guy that Santa Clause is based off of was actually white, though.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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What the fuck was a white man doing in the Middle East 2000 years ago?
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I wonder what FIX would think of this guy?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion...ldren.html

Quote: According to the legend, St. Nicholas lived in southwestern Turkey in the fourth century and performed a number of miracles involving sailors and children.

One legend claims during a terrible famine a malicious butcher lured three little children into his house, where he killed them, cured them in a barrel and planned to sell them.

Saint Nicholas - who was visiting the region to care for the hungry - resurrected the three boys from the barrel by his prayers.

Of course, you'd have to be a dumbfuck FIX viewer to believe such a story in the first place! Nonetheless, Southwestern Turkey is pretty much as Mediterranean as Palestine.
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(December 13, 2013 at 1:31 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: What the fuck was a white man doing in the Middle East 2000 years ago?
Getting a nice tan?

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Its that dumb ass on faux news, what did you expect something well researched and intelligent? She probably thinksbthat the bible was written in american English.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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Well it makes sense. God's white too, right?

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