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Bacon proves the existence of God.

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Bacon proves the existence of God.
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Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 19, 2013 at 10:47 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWN5017wD8
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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 19, 2013 at 10:51 am
You're going to get so many kudos for that Napo!
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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 19, 2013 at 10:54 am
I should like to think so Angel
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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 19, 2013 at 11:39 am
The deliciousness of bacon proves that the pig-hating god of the Bible and Quran is in no way benevolent.
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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 19, 2013 at 12:31 pm
But it does prove resurrections are possible! Praise Jebus!
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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 19, 2013 at 1:19 pm
Ivy, where are you?
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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 19, 2013 at 1:26 pm
(December 19, 2013 at 1:19 pm)c172 Wrote: Ivy, where are you?

Ivy would certainly get me up in the morning.Tongue
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 19, 2013 at 8:59 pm
(December 19, 2013 at 1:26 pm)max-greece Wrote: Ivy would certainly get me up in the morning.Tongue

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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 20, 2013 at 12:48 am
I don't prove the existence of god. I am god.
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RE: Bacon proves the existence of God.
December 20, 2013 at 5:42 am
(December 20, 2013 at 12:48 am)Ivy Wrote: I don't prove the existence of god. I am god.

Why?
Are you made out of bacon?
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