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AF.org Pro Tips
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Take philosophy courses in college so that you can prepare yourself for a fulfilling career of coming onto this message board and explaining just why your ancient fairy tales are philosophically just as valid as anybody else's.
Once you're done with that, take courses in theology, because not only does that make your interpretations of the Bible authoritative, it also makes you an expert in geology, biology and physics, unlike those god-hating scientists and their Satan-inspired scribblings.
I did a post like this a few years ago specific to Theists. I've been meaning to post an updated version one of these days.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
Ask unique questions that nobody thought of asking before. We love that! For example:
- Where do atheists get their morals? - What if god is real and you go to hell? Better to believe and not risk it... You know... unique stuff.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon (December 23, 2013 at 2:24 am)Sejanus Wrote: squadron of smileys Good band name. Ummm. To hell with punctuation you should know when a sentence ends
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Keep a thread artificially alive by posting in it for no reason other than to make it visible again.
My ignore list
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
Quit the forums in a blaze of glory by announcing your last post, then do it again!
My ignore list
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
Criticise every aspect of the forum you can after less than 5 posts. That'll make everyone want to be your friend and have intellectual discourse with you.
Spam. Because everyone love spam!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
Speak in gibberish as much humanly is possthrow off confuse them and reputabitible pools into happy cocoon pineapple bouncing conbustible lemon! Very repytation invent fish creative give brainwaves to Hitler's salmoncat cake.
Be sure to disguise yourself (and your posts) with purple whenever you begin to troll. This will obscure your posts in awesome, and you will receive kudos for absolutely disgusting shit. DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE JUDGES, YOU'LL JUST LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! Do not argue with the owner of Saerules Forums, you'll just look like a pancake! Be sure to declare that someone is RACIST! whenever their name is Tiberius. This is the only way to ensure that black people can identify them. Never trust a banana with so much as a bottle of blue hair dye. Trust me, I gotz experience on this one. Be sure to engage in as many semantic arguments as possible: it'll show everyone just how smart you are, and it'll give you some massive street cred (which you can sexchange for hookers). ALWAYS tell depressed people what losers they are, and NEVER pass up on the option of telling them it's not a mental illness. There's no better way to start drama get kudos, and everyone knows that kudos are the gateway to friendship Tell everyone everything about your sex life, because we're all really interested, and we would love the opportunity to learn from you. Make a big deal out of all of your problems, otherwise how could you win in a pity party contest? And winning is the only thing that matters Posting pornography in Member Photos is the easiest way to win... take it from a winner with a wiener. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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