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God is god, and we are not god
#31
RE: God is god, and we are not god
(January 2, 2014 at 8:57 pm)Godlesspanther Wrote:
(January 2, 2014 at 3:07 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Wynona Rider gets my vote for demigoddess.

I would probably find xtianity more appealing if Jesus was a hot chick. If I were to worship an established deity, make mine Durga.

-- hot chick with eight arms. If I saw her on the street, I'd be like, "YES, ma'am, I WILL worship you!!"

You must really like hand jobs.
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#32
RE: God is god, and we are not god
(January 3, 2014 at 11:28 am)Drich Wrote:
(January 2, 2014 at 5:57 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Oh? When did we elect to be "sick"

In the garden.

I live on the fourth floor. No garden.

Besides, that was a where, not a when.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#33
RE: God is god, and we are not god
(January 3, 2014 at 6:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 3, 2014 at 11:28 am)Drich Wrote: In the garden.

I live on the fourth floor. No garden.

Besides, that was a where, not a when.

At the fall of man and exile from the garden.

There is your when.
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#34
RE: God is god, and we are not god
Thanks. Not my when, of course, but it's a start. Could you be a little more specific? A thousand years ago? Two thousand? Six? What sort of timescale are we talking here?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#35
RE: God is god, and we are not god
(January 6, 2014 at 4:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Thanks. Not my when, of course, but it's a start. Could you be a little more specific? A thousand years ago? Two thousand? Six? What sort of timescale are we talking here?

Oh, Stimbo, don't you know? "Once upon a time . . ."
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#36
RE: God is god, and we are not god
(January 6, 2014 at 4:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Thanks. Not my when, of course, but it's a start. Could you be a little more specific? A thousand years ago? Two thousand? Six? What sort of timescale are we talking here?

the Geneologies of the jews put the fall around 6K years ago
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#37
RE: God is god, and we are not god
(January 6, 2014 at 4:32 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Oh, Stimbo, don't you know? "Once upon a time . . ."

I know that, yes; I'm just trying to get Drich to nail his trousers to the mast.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#38
RE: God is god, and we are not god
Whoops, double post. Never mind, I'll use it to ask Drich if he agrees with that timeline and why.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#39
RE: God is god, and we are not god
yes i agree
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#40
RE: God is god, and we are not god
So, just for completeness, how long were A&E in this garden before they fell out of it?

Also, could you specify the sort of timescale prior to the garden episode, i.e. from "In the beginning"?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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