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Tell me more about _______?
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I absolutely can't stand the feeling of touching a cotton ball. Squeezing one sends shivers up my spine. It's really weird.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(January 18, 2014 at 1:24 am)Faith No More Wrote: I absolutely can't stand the feeling of touching a cotton ball. Squeezing one sends shivers up my spine. It's really weird.

I thought I was the only one! I have lived with this shame for almost 40 years, the only people I have ever told about this are those who ask me to get them a cotton ball and I can't, or when ever I open a new bottle of aspirin I have to get someone to remove the cotton for me.. Forcing me to tell them my kryptonite.. My wife trying to help me break from my 'sissyness' as she lovingly identified it, poured a whole bag of them on me while I slept. It felt like I was being electrocuted. There is something evil about cotton balls.
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1. I am a 6ft' 2', 215lb anthropomorphic cat.

2. My middle name is Argomethatrapussums (The Great)

3. If I place butter toasted on my back with the buttered side face-up, I can operate as a feline hovercraft, twirling through the air.

4. I require 5 live offerings per day (human or animal), otherwise, I smite a random Latin America village by conjuring up a meteor storm.

5. I like boobs.

6. Everything I listed above is true.

7. This sentence is false.

8. Oh, and I like my bacon chewy and fatty, not crispy.
freedomfromfallacy » I'm weighing my tears to see if the happy ones weigh the same as the sad ones.
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1. I like mocking certain people for fun, as well as anything else that I don't really like.

2. Been a fan of gaming and anime since I was a wee boy (5 years old to be exact) and still am today.

3. I like to draw, mostly anime/video game related stuff. I do draw other things but I'm not extremely great just yet considering I mostly use a pencil to draw along with a few pens.

4. I'm a college student who is currently working to get his AA degree and transfer to get my BA or MA in Psychology.

5. I enjoy listening to death metal or any kind of metal music.

6. I'm one of those guys that are not into sports, sure I can enjoy playing some but watching them bores me to death.
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(January 18, 2014 at 1:40 am)Drich Wrote: I thought I was the only one! I have lived with this shame for almost 40 years, the only people I have ever told about this are those who ask me to get them a cotton ball and I can't, or when ever I open a new bottle of aspirin I have to get someone to remove the cotton for me.. Forcing me to tell them my kryptonite.. My wife trying to help me break from my 'sissyness' as she lovingly identified it, poured a whole bag of them on me while I slept. It felt like I was being electrocuted. There is something evil about cotton balls.

And here I thought I was the only one!

Perhaps there are more of us...

Stand proud, brother, and no longer feel ashamed for your affliction. We must be open with our suffering so others that are embarrassed to mention their pain may find the strength to announce to the world that they can't touch cotton balls. Maybe one day we can rid the world of this diabolical menace.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(January 18, 2014 at 1:54 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(January 18, 2014 at 1:40 am)Drich Wrote: I thought I was the only one! I have lived with this shame for almost 40 years, the only people I have ever told about this are those who ask me to get them a cotton ball and I can't, or when ever I open a new bottle of aspirin I have to get someone to remove the cotton for me.. Forcing me to tell them my kryptonite.. My wife trying to help me break from my 'sissyness' as she lovingly identified it, poured a whole bag of them on me while I slept. It felt like I was being electrocuted. There is something evil about cotton balls.

And here I thought I was the only one!

Perhaps there are more of us...

Stand proud, brother, and no longer feel ashamed for your affliction. We must be open with our suffering so others that are embarrassed to mention their pain may find the strength to announce to the world that they can't touch cotton balls. Maybe one day we can rid the world of this diabolical menace.
The least society can do have all natural cotton balls ban and replaced with a less menacing man made fibrous material in ball or aspirin bottle wadding form.
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(January 18, 2014 at 1:54 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(January 18, 2014 at 1:40 am)Drich Wrote: I thought I was the only one! I have lived with this shame for almost 40 years, the only people I have ever told about this are those who ask me to get them a cotton ball and I can't, or when ever I open a new bottle of aspirin I have to get someone to remove the cotton for me.. Forcing me to tell them my kryptonite.. My wife trying to help me break from my 'sissyness' as she lovingly identified it, poured a whole bag of them on me while I slept. It felt like I was being electrocuted. There is something evil about cotton balls.

And here I thought I was the only one!

Perhaps there are more of us...

Stand proud, brother, and no longer feel ashamed for your affliction. We must be open with our suffering so others that are embarrassed to mention their pain may find the strength to announce to the world that they can't touch cotton balls. Maybe one day we can rid the world of this diabolical menace.

There are indeed more of you. I've known many. I bet you also love cotten candy / candy floss as well.

One day we will launch a pogram of annihilation against you. Freaks Wink
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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The continued existence of this archaic menace in our bathrooms and in our medicine bottles proves you 'norm-ies' have already fired the first shot in this war.
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You guys know the stuff is all natural, right?



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I don't say any curse words in real life. None. I just never developed that habit. If I stub my toe, I don't go "fuck" or "shit." I just bite my lips and kind of make a sucking noise.
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-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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