So, I'm Getting Confirmed

[ChildOfReason]

So, within this month, I'm going to get confirmed into a presbytery. I'm not out to my parents as I'm atheist, so I have a bit of a problem here. I have to write a "statement of faith", an essay basically stating why I believe in god. I have another problem, I'm bad at making up arguments for my opposite viewpoint, even though I tend to lie pathologically. I may feel strongly about it, but I'm not actually going to mind the confirmation, it's just this "Statement of faith" that I'm going to have a lot of trouble with.
Coming out to my parents as an atheist is NOT an option, because they're these ridiculous, irrational, fundamentalists.
I still don't know how I love them.

[Belac Enrobso]

From what I learned in in my composition and writing class, there is no right or wrong answer to an essay question as long as the question is answered with a thesis that answers the asked question in a manner that is elaborated sufficiently, written with good rhetorical skills, and is supported by evidence.

[Drich]

So, within this month, I'm going to get confirmed into a presbytery. I'm not out to my parents as I'm atheist, so I have a bit of a problem here. I have to write a "statement of faith", an essay basically stating why I believe in god. I have another problem, I'm bad at making up arguments for my opposite viewpoint, even though I tend to lie pathologically. I may feel strongly about it, but I'm not actually going to mind the confirmation, it's just this "Statement of faith" that I'm going to have a lot of trouble with.
Coming out to my parents as an atheist is NOT an option, because they're these ridiculous, irrational, fundamentalists.
I still don't know how I love them.

does anyone else see the irony here?

[ChildOfReason]

From what I learned in in my composition and writing class, there is no right or wrong answer to an essay question as long as the question is answered with a thesis that answers the asked question in a manner that is elaborated sufficiently, written with good rhetorical skills, and is supported by evidence.

But... there's no evidence.

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So, within this month, I'm going to get confirmed into a presbytery. I'm not out to my parents as I'm atheist, so I have a bit of a problem here. I have to write a "statement of faith", an essay basically stating why I believe in god. I have another problem, I'm bad at making up arguments for my opposite viewpoint, even though I tend to lie pathologically. I may feel strongly about it, but I'm not actually going to mind the confirmation, it's just this "Statement of faith" that I'm going to have a lot of trouble with.
Coming out to my parents as an atheist is NOT an option, because they're these ridiculous, irrational, fundamentalists.
I still don't know how I love them.

does anyone else see the irony here?

Well, yes, the irony is pretty blatant.
Doesn't need much pointing out <,<

[Belac Enrobso]

Your thesis can be about ANYTHING that could possibly answer the question asked in the essay, that's if it's a question. If it's a statement or a demand to be answered like "explain how sedentary lifestyles lead to people developing health issues" than the three things that I told you that you needed still apply, at least as far to my knowledge.
Do you know what your being asked/demanded to do in this essay specifically?

[Angrboda]

Fuck it. We all have to face unpleasant things in life, you're just getting a taste early. Make up something generic and non-specific, and just look forward to putting it behind you.

[ChildOfReason]

Your thesis can be about ANYTHING that could possibly answer the question asked in the essay, that's if it's a question. If it's a statement or a demand to be answered like "explain how sedentary lifestyles lead to people developing health issues" than the three things that I told you that you needed still apply, at least as far to my knowledge.
Do you know what your being asked/demanded to do in this essay specifically?

Give reasons why I should believe in god. Given that the church is objected to ANYTHING that isn't biblical literallism, it would be hell trying to write something... intelligent and rational. If even possible.
I suppose that it would be perfectly possible to make up some bullshit that is "not even wrong", so they confine to them to my argument (It works for deepak chopra). All I have to do is gish gallop a bit and then reach a ridiculous conclusion.

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Fuck it. We all have to face unpleasant things in life, you're just getting a taste early. Make up something generic and non-specific, and just look forward to putting it behind you.

Well, that's certainly good advice, but I was kind of looking to learn from the people who are residents here and maybe some of the theists, some common christian arguments, that are obviously false, yet somehow people confine to them.

[Belac Enrobso]

If it were me in your situation, I would take rasetsu's advice and just not worry about and put it past you. Hell if it were me I would fold my answer sheet, put it in my pocket, claim that I have a raging urge to piss like Russian race horse, run to the bathroom, spank and wank all over the answer sheet, and then run back to the class room and give my life's greatest contribution to God, EVER!

[Godscreated]

You know ChildofReason you can lie to people but, never to God, you might want to rethink what you're doing, things could get a lot worse than you might believe.

GC

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Just lie.