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Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
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Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
Just found this click bait quote of the pope and I say bully for him.  Get rid of the ridiculous beliefs and there might be hope for religion yet.  Fables and allegory, that's the ticket.  The poor fundy protestants will probably never find their way out except by disbelief.  Fortunately this works too.


In his latest revelations, Pope Francis said:
Quote:“Through humility, soul searching, and prayerful contemplation we have gained a new understanding of certain dogmas. The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of God. God is not a judge but a friend and a lover of humanity. God seeks not to condemn but only to embrace. Like the fable of Adam and Eve, we see hell as a literary device. Hell is merely a metaphor for the isolated soul, which like all souls ultimately will be united in love with God.”

http://www.naijaurban.com/no-hell-fire-a...s-exposes/
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#2
RE: Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
It's a good start. Keep cutting, though. There's a lot more fat to shave off.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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#3
RE: Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
If by 'fat' you mean 'propagating the AIDS epidemic in Uganda', then I agree.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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#4
RE: Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
From the quote I found I wouldn't infer they were above doing shit, just believing it .. well, some of it.
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#5
RE: Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
That's gotta be a hoax.


http://www.ncregister.com/blog/jimmy-aki...-and-share
A Gemma is forever.
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RE: Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
(September 15, 2016 at 7:24 pm)Gemini Wrote: That's gotta be a hoax.


http://www.ncregister.com/blog/jimmy-aki...-and-share

Ah, damn. And here I thought the Catholic church was making progress. Thanks for digging this up.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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#7
RE: Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
Ahhh .. you're killing my good feeling buzz. Oh well, fucking catholics. (No offense Cath_y.)
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#8
RE: Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
PR Pope. That's all he is.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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#9
RE: Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
Of course its a hoax. Pope Fuckface would never step on his own dick like that.
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#10
RE: Catholics getting rid of layers of bullshit.
I don't believe in an eternal hell myself, although I do believe in hell, but from what I can find this is a hoax.
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