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Does god have a butthole?

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Does god have a butthole?
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 1:42 pm
Bible god IS a butt hole.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 1:44 pm
(January 4, 2014 at 1:38 pm)cato123 Wrote: Cracking myself up considering the possibility of a dude named Peter guarding the entrance to god's ass.

Puts Jesus' quote' And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church' into perspective.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 3:02 pm
(January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Man is made in God's image so I need to know if he has a butthole and if so what for? Since he doesn't actually need to eat it can ONLY because he likes being rammed up it.

God has an anus to purge filthy and vile shits like belligerent atheists.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 3:11 pm
(January 4, 2014 at 1:42 pm)là bạn điên Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 1:33 pm)Drich Wrote: Meaning: là bạn điên is the word for butthole or turd...
ROFLOL[/u]
(Someone tell him i am making fun of his screen name, before he asks another stupid question.)

What is funny about that? You Christians really are quite seriously thick. I think that is your main problem.
Don't get mad just because someone called you out for asking a stupid question. This isn't grade school. there are stupid questions in life. "Does God have a butthole?" is one of them.

Therefore if you ask a stupid question,if your lucky expect a stupid answer. (one containing a equal measure of offense and disrespect as found in your orginal question.)
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 3:13 pm
No, god is imaginary, so his butthole is likewise imaginary. I don't know why you'd bother imagining god's butthole though.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 4:47 pm (This post was last modified: January 4, 2014 at 4:50 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
(January 4, 2014 at 8:25 am)LastPoet Wrote: God has plenty of assholes, they call themselves his followers.

Made me snort tea out of my nose.
(January 4, 2014 at 1:42 pm)là bạn điên Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 1:33 pm)Drich Wrote: Meaning: là bạn điên is the word for butthole or turd...
ROFLOL[/u]
(Someone tell him i am making fun of his screen name, before he asks another stupid question.)

What is funny about that? You Christians really are quite seriously thick. I think that is your main problem.
No, that's your main problem with us (especially when we get involved in government).

We have much bigger problems.
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Through power, I gain victory.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 5:42 pm
How do you know god doesn't eat? If he eats, therefore he has an anus. Also, that bit in the Holy Babble about man being made in god's image can mean anything a Christian wants it to mean, so this debate is silly. I actually, for once, agree with Drich that this was a silly question; it's silly because it leads only to sillier questions.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 8:41 pm (This post was last modified: January 4, 2014 at 8:42 pm by Ksa.)
In order to find out if God had a hole you must look at both the verse saying God made man in his image but also at Jesus. We know Jesus ate food, drank wine and he liked to binge on both. So of course once the food gets in there must be an outlet as well. Sooner or later you must look for the bush or the rock! You can't be helped.

Jesus, the son of Mary, a man who ate FOOD. Haven't we made our signs clear to you? That they both had? FOOD. The implications of eating FOOD. SUU MUN ZURR! Have another look! How they have deviated from the paaaaaath! Gone away from the true paaaaath! Associating God to animal nature that he is like a maaaaaan! That he is made in his image? What image? The monkey image.

I have so much crap in my head lol.
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#19
RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 8:44 pm
Did jesus read the Nazareth Gazette while taking his morning dump?
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 8:51 pm
If there was a Nazareth Gazette then we might have more than just the Bible to corroborate the goings on of those times.
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