Most people don't seem to know about the AF.org Gold Membership. It's not advertised very much. Most of you have just the basic bronze membership. Some of you have silver if you donated some money. But the Gold Membership can get you so much more.
For the low low low price of $99.99 a month, you can be a Gold Member which gets you:
It's such a great deal. It'd be stupid to pass it.
Send your membership dues to me. I'm the official Gold Membership accountant guy.
For the low low low price of $99.99 a month, you can be a Gold Member which gets you:
- 24/7 Phone Support (direct line to Tibs)
- IP anonymity
- AF.org image upload (no more need for third party sites like Imgur)
- Ability to rep another user multiple times
- Ability to ban one member per month for any reason.
- Circlejerk mode (hides all posts by theists from view)
- Two sock puppet accounts
- AF.org Internet Explorer toolbar (Shows private message count and includes Ask Jeeves search and WeatherBug updates. Neato!)
- True happiness
- AF.org t-shirt
It's such a great deal. It'd be stupid to pass it.
Send your membership dues to me. I'm the official Gold Membership accountant guy.
My ignore list
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).