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RE: AF.org Gold Membership
January 8, 2014 at 1:37 pm
But do you have any BBQ sauce?
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RE: AF.org Gold Membership
January 8, 2014 at 1:59 pm
...no.

Hand me the bottle, please!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: AF.org Gold Membership
January 8, 2014 at 2:59 pm
Now this thread is just making me hungry.
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RE: AF.org Gold Membership
January 8, 2014 at 5:18 pm
I'm a gold member.

I'm on the phone to Tiberius right now, complaining about how my sock accounts have been banned and how I'm not getting my goddamn money's worth.
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RE: AF.org Gold Membership
January 8, 2014 at 6:52 pm
I can't even get phone support.

I can't believe I sent in all that credit card information for nothing.
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RE: AF.org Gold Membership
January 8, 2014 at 6:54 pm
(January 8, 2014 at 6:52 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: I can't even get phone support.

I can't believe I sent in all that credit card information for nothing.

We only accept wire transfers.
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RE: AF.org Gold Membership
January 8, 2014 at 6:55 pm
I only have Monopoly money.
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RE: AF.org Gold Membership
January 8, 2014 at 7:06 pm
(January 8, 2014 at 6:52 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: I can't believe I sent in all that credit card information for nothing.

I wouldn't say it was for nothing. How do you think I paid for the airfare and lodging for my upcoming vacation?
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RE: AF.org Gold Membership
January 8, 2014 at 7:16 pm
(January 8, 2014 at 7:06 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 8, 2014 at 6:52 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: I can't believe I sent in all that credit card information for nothing.

I wouldn't say it was for nothing. How do you think I paid for the airfare and lodging for my upcoming vacation?

I was wondering where all those charges were from. Hmmm. I was under the impression I won a prize. Guess I need to cancel my vacation days.
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RE: AF.org Gold Membership
January 8, 2014 at 7:26 pm
(January 8, 2014 at 5:18 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: I'm a gold member.

I'm on the phone to Tiberius right now, complaining about how my sock accounts have been banned and how I'm not getting my goddamn money's worth.

Oh relax, we're sending our lower level members over to your house to service you right now.

Why do you think we allow theists here.




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