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Weird drunk questions
#1
Weird drunk questions
Just thought, wouldn't it be great to catalogue and possibly answer any questions we wondered the answers while drunk.
I'll start, seeing as I am currently drunk at the moment.

Would a drunk person stay alight for longer than a non-drunk person if you set them both on fire?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#2
RE: Weird drunk questions
(January 20, 2014 at 7:34 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Just thought, wouldn't it be great to catalogue and possibly answer any questions we wondered the answers while drunk.
I'll start, seeing as I am currently drunk at the moment.

Would a drunk person stay alight for longer than a non-drunk person if you set them both on fire?

Are they the same body weight, and height?
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#3
RE: Weird drunk questions



Typically, the only question on my mind when I'm drunk is, "Why not?"


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(January 20, 2014 at 7:39 pm)StoryBook Wrote: Are they the same body weight, and height?

Of course, they are identical twins

(January 20, 2014 at 7:46 pm)rasetsu Wrote:


Typically, the only question on my mind when I'm drunk is, "Why not?"



The answer to that is: because life is too short
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: Weird drunk questions
You know in harry potter right, why don't they take a time turner right, they take a time turner and go all the way back before voldamort is born, and kill his mom or kill him as soon as he is born? It would stop so many other people being killed and tortured and harry would have a mom and dad. Like the kind of thing that ended the Darren Shan vampire books.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#6
RE: Weird drunk questions
You had the ability to create this thread; therefore, you are technically sober and give drunk a bad reputation.
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#7
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This thread is off to a ravishing start.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Weird drunk questions
(January 20, 2014 at 9:53 pm)Cato Wrote: You had the ability to create this thread; therefore, you are technically sober and give drunk a bad reputation.

I wasn't as drunk as i am now

Is there a scale for how drunk someone is, except for the police breathalyser thing?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: Weird drunk questions
(January 20, 2014 at 10:02 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote:
(January 20, 2014 at 9:53 pm)Cato Wrote: You had the ability to create this thread; therefore, you are technically sober and give drunk a bad reputation.

I wasn't as drunk as i am now

Is there a scale for how drunk someone is, except for the police breathalyser thing?

One can be sober and have a blood alcohol content over the legal limit, but I thought we were talking about being drunk.
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RE: Weird drunk questions
(January 20, 2014 at 10:02 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Is there a scale for how drunk someone is, except for the police breathalyser thing?

According to Swedes, for Finns there is a five stage scale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAl9OyGYxOg
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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