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Another Fuckhead for "Jesus"
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Another Fuckhead for "Jesus"
January 29, 2014 at 4:04 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/29/pa...-the-debt/

Quote:“We want to seek God with all of our heart and soul,” Andrew said. “We want to obey the Holy Bible with all of our heart and soul, and we want Jesus as our king. This is how you restore God’s blessings. People like Barack Obama have a totally different vision of America. His vision is to follow Satan.”

It is clear Obama is following Satan, according to the pastor, because he is openly encouraging “homosexual sin” and violating God’s unalienable rights “by forcing people to have death panels.”

He described Obama as a covetous liar who was not a part of the “Kingdom of God.”

Proclaiming Jesus as the Lord of the United States could also solve the nation’s financial troubles, Andrew said.


I could see feeding this shitstain to some lions....if it wouldn't hurt the lions!
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RE: Another Fuckhead for "Jesus"
January 29, 2014 at 4:08 pm
He could just say people need to be good decent people. Obama is an evil man, but that is quite evident.
Some of these Christians do say the holy spirit kingdom and stuff like that too much. Just outline what "obeying" the holy bible means. If it means be nice to your neighbor and don't steal then say that!

If we did follow some of Jesus as for the outlaw of usury that could help fix financial troubles yes.
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RE: Another Fuckhead for "Jesus"
January 29, 2014 at 4:09 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cgfzaCj...ata_player
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Another Fuckhead for "Jesus"
January 29, 2014 at 4:21 pm
Quote:Proclaiming Jesus as the Lord of the United States could also solve the pastor’s financial troubles, Andrew said.

I think that this is somewhat more accurate.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Another Fuckhead for "Jesus"
January 29, 2014 at 4:25 pm
How could someone trust jesus when he couldn't even stay dead..
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RE: Another Fuckhead for "Jesus"
January 29, 2014 at 4:45 pm (This post was last modified: January 29, 2014 at 4:46 pm by Chad32.)
If Satan is for equality, then he can't be all bad. Anyone who agrees that what consenting adults do with their time is their business isn't totally evil. Did you know we also outlawed slavery and genocide? Yahweh probably isn't too happy about that either, but what can you do?

I don't know about any death panels, though. I'd say that, given that just about every president has been a christian, and most of the population considers themselves christian, the problems of the country arise somewhere other than not loving Yahweh or Jesus enough.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Another Fuckhead for "Jesus"
January 29, 2014 at 4:53 pm
The issue has precious little to do with yhwh or jesus and much more to do with people not listening to fuckhead preachers who claim to speak for these rather inept gods.
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RE: Another Fuckhead for "Jesus"
January 29, 2014 at 6:10 pm
(January 29, 2014 at 4:25 pm)truthBtold Wrote: How could someone trust jesus when he couldn't even stay dead..
Thinking
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RE: Another Fuckhead for "Jesus"
January 29, 2014 at 9:28 pm
Well, if you read the old testament Satan is a much better down to earth guy.
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