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Hell. Its real.
#1
Hell. Its real.
Oh yes. And now, I think, I can prove it.

I dare you. I DARE you, to watch this. Its only 3 minutes. You can take 3 minutes right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNJ9JPnhFfk

Now know that this guy has 390 videos. Averaging about 5 minutes.

And imagine having to watch them all.

And tell me hell is not real.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#2
RE: Hell. Its real.
The video maker is a disingenuous cunt. He would have us bounce around the Bible to defend his position that God being with Judah means he is with him, but life won't be 'hunky dory'. How do I know this is bullshit? Because Judges 1: 1-18, the 18 versus immediately preceding the verse in question, are full of kicking ass, lopping off thumbs and destroying towns.

Apologists will say fucking anything to defend their pet, not understanding that most apologetics only make matters worse.

And what the fuck was with the background chariot noise? Annoying as hell.
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#3
RE: Hell. Its real.
Won't watch. Can't make me. Tongue
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#4
RE: Hell. Its real.
I've been to Baltimore, I know hell exists.
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#5
RE: Hell. Its real.
(February 12, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Won't watch. Can't make me. Tongue

Ha! You've learned to fear hell!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#6
RE: Hell. Its real.
(February 12, 2014 at 5:05 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(February 12, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Won't watch. Can't make me. Tongue

Ha! You've learned to fear hell!

I saw what it did to my pal Cato.
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#7
RE: Hell. Its real.
Can I have those 3 minutes of my life back, please?
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#8
RE: Hell. Its real.
(February 12, 2014 at 5:43 pm)ThePinsir Wrote: Can I have those 3 minutes of my life back, please?

No. Devil
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#9
RE: Hell. Its real.
(February 12, 2014 at 4:27 pm)Cato Wrote: The video maker is a disingenuous cunt. He would have us bounce around the Bible to defend his position that God being with Judah means he is with him, but life won't be 'hunky dory'. How do I know this is bullshit? Because Judges 1: 1-18, the 18 versus immediately preceding the verse in question, are full of kicking ass, lopping off thumbs and destroying towns.

Apologists will say fucking anything to defend their pet, not understanding that most apologetics only make matters worse.

And what the fuck was with the background chariot noise? Annoying as hell.

Yeah, I've seen this commonly done when I was young, going to sunday school. You start with a verse in one part of the book, then jump to other verses. Sometimes going from the old to the new, or vice versa. If god left them because they sinned, as the guy in the video guessed, then what exactly did he do between those battles that made god leave. If it was just about not over extending themselves, why didn't god just say to only take the mountain, and leave the people.

It smells real fishy. The video wasn't too bad to watch, but it really seems like he's grasping at straws.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#10
RE: Hell. Its real.
Holy shit! Favorite YouTube channel ever! SUBSCRIBED!
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