He is REAL!

[onlinebiker]

When some dweeb whips out his bible as " proof" that his invisible butt buddy is real - how is that any different thanThe Man of Steel is the real deal?


They' re both in books.


And Superman never knocked up any women without consent. So in my book he's the better of the two.....

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Know what would be fun?

Go to Comic-con as Jesus.

Watch heads cave in.....

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

When some dweeb whips out his bible as " proof" that his invisible butt buddy is real - how is that any different thanThe Man of Steel is the real deal?


They' re both in books.


And Superman never knocked up any women without consent. So in my book he's the better of the two.....

.....

Know what would be fun?

Go to Comic-con as Jesus.

Watch heads cave in.....

Search Google images for ‘Jesus at Comic-Con’. The Son of Man shows up at the things almost as much as the Son of Krypton.

Boru

[onlinebiker]

Actually - most of those are Buddy Christ.....

Big difference.

But hey - I approve. I have a genuine Buddy Christ on my dashboard....

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[Jehanne]

I read that Superman is gay, or, at least bisexual.

[no one]

The yellow sun has had a rather stunting effect on little superman. Or at least that's what wonder woman said.

[onlinebiker]

I read that Superman is gay, or, at least bisexual.

Ya think?

The guy is running around in skin tight leotards and is wearing a cape for crissakes......

Put a funny hat on him.and stick him in front of a piano and he' s Sir Elton John.......

[Fireball]

He was probably traumatized by his first sexual exploit with Lois Lane. When he ejaculated, the semen exited the top of her head, killing her in the process. EVERY ONE of those wigglers found a fertile female who was ovulating, and fertilized them all. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

[Ranjr]

Jesus shits kryptonite.

[Mister Agenda]

I read that Superman is gay, or, at least bisexual.

That's his son, Jon Kent. He's Superman in a DC series called Future State, set in a possible future, according to Wikipedia.

[onlinebiker]

I read that Superman is gay, or, at least bisexual.

That's his son, Jon Kent. He's Superman in a DC series called Future State, set in a possible future, according to Wikipedia.

should that be AC/DC series?