I'm not sure what happened but the heavy breathing scared me
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This Takes Balls
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RE: This Takes Balls
February 13, 2014 at 5:09 am
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2014 at 5:14 am by Alex K.)
I thought that considering the situation, he was being a really nice moose, especially towards the end.
(February 13, 2014 at 5:07 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I'm not sure what happened but the heavy breathing scared me Oops. A rather stately moose had tangled its antlers in a childrens swing in some national park or so, and a brave ranger walked right up to the moose and cut the chains one by one out of the antler with a side cutter, while the moose was being somewhat nervous, and skittish, and dangerous. (February 13, 2014 at 5:07 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I'm not sure what happened but the heavy breathing scared me A moose stag has gotten his antlers wound up in a swing set, and a very brave officer tries to cut him loose, and succeeds. The heavy breathing is the moose, he's scared shitless, has probably been panicking for a while, but is so exhausted that eventually he stands quite still as the guy cuts the chain away. When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
RE: This Takes Balls
February 13, 2014 at 10:07 am
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2014 at 10:13 am by Chad32.)
(February 13, 2014 at 2:15 am)orogenicman Wrote:(February 12, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Chad32 Wrote: That was quite brave indeed. Good thing the moose wasn't too ornery. Though if s/he was, it might not have needed help getting unstuck. I did notice it was breathing hard. I guess those chains were just too tough, and I hope he found himself some water afterwards. I remember getting a neighbor's goat freed from a fence once. It was likely trying to reach the tall grass on the other side, and couldn't get loose for his horns. One of the sons came over and I told him to get some wire cutters, but got the goat free before he got back. Not that this was nearly as dangerous as trying to free a moose.
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Wow. Cast iron balls. I would not be very willing to mess around with an obviously agitated moose. Yikes.
RE: This Takes Balls
February 13, 2014 at 7:14 pm
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2014 at 7:14 pm by Cinjin.)
I'm a pretty brave guy, and I don't think even I would've had the ca-honeys to attempt that.
Mad kudos to that kick-ass ranger.
I'm going to have a girly moment and say how brave and sweet that was! And yes I did the dreamy girly sigh.
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