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Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2

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Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
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RE: Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
February 18, 2014 at 8:06 pm
13/13. And yeah. Sad. We're dooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!!!!
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RE: Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
February 18, 2014 at 8:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7RIgs3eygo
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
February 18, 2014 at 8:23 pm
(February 18, 2014 at 7:14 pm)Cato Wrote: Pew Research gave the linked 13 question basic science quiz to 1,006 Americans. You can take the test. I answered all 13 correctly. I am not bragging here. The quiz is very basic. The sad thing is, based on the immediate comparison results, only 7% of respondents answered all 13 correctly.



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RE: Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
February 18, 2014 at 8:24 pm
13/13

(February 18, 2014 at 7:22 pm)Cato Wrote: I don't mean to spoil the fun of the quiz; however, just wanted to continue with some results:
Only 47% knew that an electron is smaller than an atom.
Only 20% knew that nitrogen is the largest atmosphere consituent.

What's worse is that the questions are all true/false or multiple choice.

409 of the 1006 are reported to be college graduates. Ugh!
And people are making shit up to bitch about the proposed Common Core standards.

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RE: Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
February 18, 2014 at 8:28 pm
I got 14 /13.. hmmm..
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RE: Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
February 18, 2014 at 8:37 pm
You broke it!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
February 18, 2014 at 8:45 pm
Okay, I'll make the admission.

12/13. I clicked the wrong answer on the chemical reaction question.

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RE: Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
February 18, 2014 at 8:46 pm
13/13.

I absolutely loved the antibiotics question. One of the choices was 'People will become addicted to antibiotics.' I got a metal pic of a penicillin junkie robbing a store, and then rushing off to find his dealer....


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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
February 18, 2014 at 11:06 pm
13/13 though I did pause to think for a second.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: Simply Fucking Sad...Part 2
February 19, 2014 at 2:25 am
12/13
Oh Carp.
I knew atoms are bigger. I just picked the wrong button.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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