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Funniest Christian Websites
March 2, 2014 at 9:58 am
Christians do have an amazing ability to produce hilariously bad websites.
I like this one "10 reasons you must Tithe!" http://www.victorynetwork.org/BibleTithe.html (Nothing is mentioned about the preacher needing a new kitchen, or legal costs after another indiscretion)
This is pretty special: http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/
And if you want over the top go to: http://evangelcathedral.net/
Anyone found any others?
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RE: Funniest Christian Websites
March 2, 2014 at 10:11 am
I stumbled across a site from a group that does 'pilgrimages' near me. I assumed it was set up years ago and abandoned.. Then I found the part about the upcoming 2014 pilgrimage. When they have no idea what they are doing they should just make a Facebook page or something instead.
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RE: Funniest Christian Websites
March 2, 2014 at 10:15 am
(March 2, 2014 at 9:58 am)FreeTony Wrote: And if you want over the top go to: http://evangelcathedral.net/ Wow.
I coulda sworn that guy in the left corner was Kenny Rogers.... 
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RE: Funniest Christian Websites
March 2, 2014 at 11:01 am
This is amazing: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/
The content is so crazy too, e.g. "If you are using the New International Version (NIV) of the Bible, and continue to do so after reading this article, then you are truly blinded by Satan, or just don't care." then "If I had a billion dollars, I'd make an offer to churches all across America. I'd exchange brand new King James Bibles for their perverted NIVs."
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RE: Funniest Christian Websites
March 2, 2014 at 11:15 am
Well, there's always http://www.raptureready.com
Home of fabulous articles, like Satan, the Magic Dragon, or Raputre Ready News, where anything that happens ever is a sign of the end times.
Or
http://christwire.org/
Or
http://reasons.org
Beware with these two, they are god awful. (pun intended)
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RE: Funniest Christian Websites
March 2, 2014 at 11:15 am
(This post was last modified: March 2, 2014 at 11:19 am by Faith No More.)
These guys are pretty special.
http://www.raptureready.com/
ETA: Damn, I got beaten to it.
Well then, check out the rapture ready forums, but it's more depressing and scary than funny.
(March 2, 2014 at 9:58 am)FreeTony Wrote: This is pretty special: http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/
When I clicked on that one, I heard a voice in my head that spoke in a really broken Japanese accent saying, "Super Jesus Happy Fun Time!"
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RE: Funniest Christian Websites
March 2, 2014 at 11:30 am
(This post was last modified: March 2, 2014 at 11:35 am by Mr. Moncrieff.)
http://www.vatican.va/phome_en.htm
These guys crack me the fuck up...
(March 2, 2014 at 11:15 am)Faith No More Wrote: http://www.raptureready.com/
"Once more, here is where the age of accountability comes into play. Since I believe the requirements for getting saved (and then being resurrected, if you die) and the requirements for getting Raptured are one and the same, and since I believe that children who die before the age of accountability go to Heaven and will be resurrected when the time comes (even if their parents are lost), then I also believe that all living children below that age will be Raptured when the trumpet blows, whether their parents are saved or not. To say otherwise is to say that a child can ride to Heaven on his parents' coattails, and as I said above, that, the Bible says, simply cannot be done. Either he accepts Jesus and goes to Heaven, or he's too young to accept Jesus and therefore is counted innocent in God's eyes (and thus gets Raptured if alive, or resurrected if dead). Remember, the moment when the trumpet blows is a package deal, the end of a dispensation. It is the moment when all who died in Christ and all who lived in Christ, from Pentecost on, will be given new resurrection bodies."
 hock:
There's more...
"This sort of thing is something you have to trust the Lord's wisdom that he knows what he is doing, and whatever he does is for the best.
Because if they all go to heaven, then mothers will think abortion is better than allowing them to be born and die in hell.
But if all babies go to hell, then most mothers who lost their babies would not want to have anything to do with God.
God could be silent on this because of those reasons." .
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RE: Funniest Christian Websites
March 2, 2014 at 9:18 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 11:15 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Well, there's always http://www.raptureready.com
Home of fabulous articles, like Satan, the Magic Dragon, or Raputre Ready News, where anything that happens ever is a sign of the end times.
Or
http://christwire.org/
Or
http://reasons.org
Beware with these two, they are god awful. (pun intended)
Just so you know, christwire.org is a satire site. 
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RE: Funniest Christian Websites
March 2, 2014 at 9:32 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 11:15 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Well, there's always http://www.raptureready.com
Home of fabulous articles, like Satan, the Magic Dragon, or Raputre Ready News, where anything that happens ever is a sign of the end times.
Or
http://christwire.org/
Or
http://reasons.org
Beware with these two, they are god awful. (pun intended)
I'd laugh at Rapture Ready if reading it didn't make it seem like a death cult.
Comments like "Why should I bother getting an education when Jesus is coming to take me home?" and "I've had enough of this world. Why can't Jesus take me now?" make me pity these idiots.
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RE: Funniest Christian Websites
March 2, 2014 at 9:48 pm
Xtian is a special class of stupid.
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