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Random Teacher Tangent
March 7, 2014 at 11:43 pm
So the other day in microbiology my prof went off on a rather random and bizarre tangent. Thought you all might enjoy.
She was giving her lecture and then started talking about how when she was 12 her grandfather told her to stay out of his room one day. She didn't listen and went in anyway. She said she saw her grandfather with the lower body of a tiger...
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Yeah. She earnestly believes her grandfather could turn into animals... Also interesting as her office is covered with Christian iconography... I must admit I just don't get it.
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RE: Random Teacher Tangent
March 7, 2014 at 11:47 pm
Well, I've heard of stories where a man had the lower part of a horse .. and the women called him a god...often.. and loudly!
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RE: Random Teacher Tangent
March 8, 2014 at 12:09 am
Aliens or lies, just saying.

Or time travelers, that is the kind of genetic engineering I would do. Will do...
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RE: Random Teacher Tangent
March 8, 2014 at 12:24 am
(March 7, 2014 at 11:43 pm)festive1 Wrote: So the other day in microbiology my prof went off on a rather random and bizarre tangent. Thought you all might enjoy.
She was giving her lecture and then started talking about how when she was 12 her grandfather told her to stay out of his room one day. She didn't listen and went in anyway. She said she saw her grandfather with the lower body of a tiger...
...
Yeah. She earnestly believes her grandfather could turn into animals... Also interesting as her office is covered with Christian iconography... I must admit I just don't get it.

My 9 year old is insistent, and has been for months now, that she is a cheetah and morphs into her cheetah body on full moons, runs to Africa, and hangs out with her cheetah family on those nights.

Maybe those were-feline bastards have been among us from the very start!
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RE: Random Teacher Tangent
March 8, 2014 at 12:26 am
(March 8, 2014 at 12:09 am)rsb Wrote: Aliens or lies, just saying.

Or time travelers, that is the kind of genetic engineering I would do. Will do...
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RE: Random Teacher Tangent
March 8, 2014 at 12:37 am
Thinking
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