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The Thread of Never Ending Religious Propaganda
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RE: The Thread of Never Ending Religious Propaganda
(March 10, 2014 at 6:43 pm)heathendegenerate Wrote: I'll never understand all of the horrendous shit in the old testament being embraced by christians. Rip out their babies! blah blah..

Then that's free will being frowned upon.. then 10 minutes later there's a plan. I hate christianity. Why is he so angry? Is he, too, scripted? wtf

I have no idea why they would even try to reconcile their Jesus with the Jewish god. I get that maybe they wanted jewish converts, and we know they like to include other beliefs in their to help convert, but why would they have Jesus serve/pe part of Yahweh? It makes no sense. Jesus has little or nothing to do with the jews. He doesn't meet any prophesy, or description of a Jewish messiah.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: The Thread of Never Ending Religious Propaganda
Why does an omnipotent and omnipresent deity need to send angels down one at a time in order to try to convince humans to turn to God, when God could quite easily show himself to every single person on the planet simultaneously and explain to them how he wants them to live and worship? And then he could send people to hell for disobeying/not believing in him, if he were still such a dick.

It's telling that Christian fiction like this is always so poorly written like God is totally powerless to change the world, and has to rely on angels and people to change anything.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#13
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That's what I'm thinking. An omnipresent being shouldn't need messengers. He's literally everywhere. I don't buy this line that having concrete proof would mess with free will. If I knew he existed, I still wouldn't consider worshiping him without some major explanations and apologies from him about things he supposedly did in the bible.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(March 8, 2014 at 10:53 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Anyway, feel free to comment on this ridiculous story or share one of your own for discussion.
The best part is near the end where it says "I Have done my part, it's now your turn to spread the Gospel." I guess he got handed the easy assignment of posting a shitty story on the web, now it's everyone else's turn to do the heavy lifting. Then again, these days the heavy lifting would probably take the form of copy-pasting that story to other sites. It's no wonder that god became so upset.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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And it's no wonder that religion is receding and atheism is growing, since these poorly-written stories only serve to convince those who already believe. It would be like converting to fundamentalist Christianity because you read a Chick tract.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#16
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All of this shit is designed to put jesus freaks on their knees. Xtianity is a religion for groveling shitwits.
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#17
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(March 10, 2014 at 6:13 pm)AT7iLA Wrote: These types of things are what makes Christianity look so stupid... True Christians know that in the last days, angels will not even touch the ground. Some of these Christians make up stories and claim it's biblical... smh.

"True Christians know..."
No True Scotsman Fallacy
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are"-Mewtwo
“We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.” - Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion
“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”- Voltaire
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” -Epicurus
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#18
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True christians know google is evil. That must make every sermon.
I hate the bible. I love that do as thy whilst stuff.
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#19
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(March 12, 2014 at 1:58 pm)heathendegenerate Wrote: True christians know google is evil. That must make every sermon.

That's because Google has replaced God. Google is all knowing and ever present, and unlike God, Google can prove its existence, thus making it the truest god we've ever known. But Google isn't a loving god - it gives knowledge, no matter how harsh, and leaves us with the free will to deal with that knowledge however we wish. All hail the mighty Google!

Worship (large)
That's MISTER Godless Vegetarian Tree Hugging Hippie Liberal to you.
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#20
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Google is the closest thing to an all knowing and all present force we have. Not sure about all powerful yet. Still, mad respects.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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