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powerlifting
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powerlifting
So I bench 245 7 times in 4 sets before moving on to dips at 240 and then jesus christ flys(breaking the cross) at 50 each.

I row 280 10-12 times and really just fake that any of the weighs used for for rowing are heavy, then do to the nipple chin ups with 240.

My overhead press is 150 to the edge of joint movement.

I do fly's with 40 to the side, 30 to the front, 70 back.

I am wondering should I go on a rampage and kill people with my strength? Would it be fun to break bones rather than lift weights?

Given the average stupidity of humans, would I be committing a sin against evolution to just go Hercules on humanity and kill like maybe 20-30 people?

If I decided to use biology, chemistry or physics to go ape shit, how many people or what percentage of the population would be a good target?

How retarded am I? How retarded are you? Where do we draw the line?

We have a 6 billion world in a 600 million space, how do we get where we need to be.
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#2
RE: powerlifting
The FBI will be with you shortly.
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#3
RE: powerlifting
Oh perhaps, or perhaps not, I was just asking if going on a killing rampage with brute muscle force was a power lifting workout and what the parameters of the workout would be.
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Yes. Indeed.
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#6
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If you are into a good workout I suggest lifting Americans,
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RE: powerlifting
(March 9, 2014 at 5:09 am)rsb Wrote: So I bench 245 7 times in 4 sets before moving on to dips at 240 and then jesus christ flys(breaking the cross) at 50 each.

I row 280 10-12 times and really just fake that any of the weighs used for for rowing are heavy, then do to the nipple chin ups with 240.

My overhead press is 150 to the edge of joint movement.

I do fly's with 40 to the side, 30 to the front, 70 back.

I am wondering should I go on a rampage and kill people with my strength? Would it be fun to break bones rather than lift weights?

Given the average stupidity of humans, would I be committing a sin against evolution to just go Hercules on humanity and kill like maybe 20-30 people?

If I decided to use biology, chemistry or physics to go ape shit, how many people or what percentage of the population would be a good target?

How retarded am I? How retarded are you? Where do we draw the line?

We have a 6 billion world in a 600 million space, how do we get where we need to be.

Please come to New Zealand for your muscle-bound rampage. I'll personally see that your remains are returned to your next of kin.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: powerlifting
(March 9, 2014 at 5:09 am)rsb Wrote: So I bench 245 7 times in 4 sets before moving on to dips at 240 and then jesus christ flys(breaking the cross) at 50 each.

I row 280 10-12 times and really just fake that any of the weighs used for for rowing are heavy, then do to the nipple chin ups with 240.

My overhead press is 150 to the edge of joint movement.

I do fly's with 40 to the side, 30 to the front, 70 back.

I am wondering should I go on a rampage and kill people with my strength? Would it be fun to break bones rather than lift weights?

Given the average stupidity of humans, would I be committing a sin against evolution to just go Hercules on humanity and kill like maybe 20-30 people?

If I decided to use biology, chemistry or physics to go ape shit, how many people or what percentage of the population would be a good target?

How retarded am I? How retarded are you? Where do we draw the line?

We have a 6 billion world in a 600 million space, how do we get where we need to be.

Are we talking about pounds or kilograms?
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RE: powerlifting
Quote: So I bench 245 7 times in 4 sets before moving on to dips at 240 and then jesus christ flys(breaking the cross) at 50 each.

I row 280 10-12 times and really just fake that any of the weighs used for for rowing are heavy, then do to the nipple chin ups with 240.

My overhead press is 150 to the edge of joint movement.

I do fly's with 40 to the side, 30 to the front, 70 back.

But, do you even squat?, brah.
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#10
RE: powerlifting
Cool story, Brah.






















P.S. Nobody cares how much you can bench. A more worthless exercise has yet to be invented.
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