[split] 9/11 Conspiracy Theories

[binny]

And the American government is responsible for 911. I see.

[Pippy]

Who do you propose did it?

[Tiberius]

Everyone knows the Jews did it.

[Pippy]

Good call, but for the sake of a hate-crimes tribunal, be more clear.

[Tiberius]

How about Al-Qaeda then?

[Pippy]

But they're not jewish.

Do you have any proof or evidence that this "Al Qaeda" did it?

[binny]

Oh my god here we go again. OK terrorist were responsible for 911. I remember that day vividly. I was listening to Howard Stern when it happened. He was, and is, right there in NY city. To say our government is responsible or that there were no planes that crashed into the Pentagon or that field in Pennsylvania is kinda a slap in the face to all the people who lost a loved one on that day.

[Tiberius]

But they're not jewish.

Do you have any proof or evidence that this "Al Qaeda" did it?

Yes, I'm well aware they aren't Jewish. At the time I wasn't in the mood for arguing with you on 9/11 again so I made a controversial comment as a joke.

Yes, we have proof and evidence that Al Queda did it. We've been through this before. They admitted it multiple times ("admit" isn't really the best word...they "bragged"), the terrorists were all linked to Al Qaeda, and of course the events on board Flight 93 give us pretty clear evidence.

[Pippy]

Do you have any proof of this bragging, and of the purported events of flight 93? I am foreign to this, have never heard of 911 (except to dial when the house is on fire), and am quite interested.

Four middle easterners dancing on the Jersey side?

To keep it closer to home, we could talk about 7/7, who committed that crime?

Howard Stern proximity to the attacks doesn't make him not Howard Stern,

[Eilonnwy]

Srsly, Pippy, at this point you're babbling.