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[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Well I was hoping I could turn u on but I'll have to start pounding protein shakes and pumpin iron and become a gay porn star or my chances r nill

Nah, you don't have to be cut to turn me on, though I do like nicely defined pecs and abs just fine. I've been around plenty of meatheads. They were assholes and no matter how sweaty they got around me or how good they were when they fought me in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, they did not turn me on.

Here's an example of a guy whose looks I like. He is a philosophy professor at my school. He's a skinny guy, which normally isn't my thing, but is acceptable. The thing I liked most about him was he had this whole sort of New York rock-star like vibe going on, which wasn't entirely about his looks, but was enhanced because he had kind of messy hair and I think he had an earring in one ear.

It also helped that he was intellectually hot. Like this man... could challenge me and teach me things. I love it when someone can do that for me.

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So if I get this correctly a lesbian may use my photo to make alabama queers horny.

Hmmmm dont know what to say

won't b goin to alabama:p

If I do it, and then you visit Birmingham and you flirt with the bartender at the Quest, he might give you free drinks.

[Phatt Matt s]

Well I was hoping I could turn u on but I'll have to start pounding protein shakes and pumpin iron and become a gay porn star or my chance r nill

Nah, you don't have to be cut to turn me on, though I do like nicely defined pecs and abs just fine. I've been around plenty of meatheads. They were assholes and no matter how sweaty they got around me or how good they were when they fought me in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, they did not turn me on.

Here's an example of a guy whose looks I like. He is a philosophy professor at my school. He's a skinny guy, which normally isn't my thing, but is acceptable. The thing I liked most about him was he had this whole sort of New York rock-star like vibe going on, which wasn't entirely about his looks, but was enhanced because he had kind of messy hair and I think he had an earring in one ear.

It also helped that he was intellectually hot. Like this man... could challenge me and teach me things. I love it when someone can do that for me.

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So if I get this correctly a lesbian may use my photo to make alabama queers horny.

Hmmmm dont know what to say

won't b goin to alabama:p

If I do it, and then you visit Birmingham and you flirt with the bartender at the Quest, he might give you free drinks.

Free molestation too
Maybe he has a sister. Theres an idea

Was I better in your eyes when 18;

[KUSA]

Hey futile, I heard you are into dinosaurs.

[Chad32]

Hey futile, I heard you are into dinosaurs.

Lol. When the internet isn't being used for porn, it's used to make innocuous things look like porn.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Was I better in your eyes when 18;

I dunno. You have a deceiving look of innocence about you at both ages.

[Jacob(smooth)]

Thunder Cunt,
You excel at demonstrating your highly exaggerated sense of self worth. Your contribution is becoming predictably inane. Amusing, but inane.

I'm not worth a shit!

Shit job no car shit life sick head

And yet you're growing on me.

So's athletes foot, but nonetheless I'm starting to like you in spite of myself. In spite of the fact that you are obviously as mad as a box of frogs.

[LastPoet]

So's athletes foot, but nonetheless I'm starting to like you in spite of myself. In spite of the fact that you are obviously as mad as a box of frogs.

Some say it's a requirement to be the on the forum staff. Perhaps they be just rumours.

[Jackalope]

So's athletes foot, but nonetheless I'm starting to like you in spite of myself. In spite of the fact that you are obviously as mad as a box of frogs.

Some say it's a requirement to be the on the forum staff. Perhaps they be just rumours.

No.

[Jacob(smooth)]

Some say it's a requirement to be the on the forum staff. Perhaps they be just rumours.

No.

Did the unicorns tell you that?

[Jackalope]

No.

Did the unicorns tell you that?

Wait, who told you about the unicorns? They're invisible, man.