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Islam prohibits lefties
#11
RE: Islam prohibits lefties
I got derogatory comments at junior school too for being a leftie. Mainly in the dining hall. None of the perpetrators were Christians, that was just the done thing back then. Fortunately in the 70s that behaviour became non PC. I got comments about the contortions of my wrist.
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#12
RE: Islam prohibits lefties
I have heard that you can tell if someone is a lefty who learned to use their right by how far around their right hand is when they write something.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#13
RE: Islam prohibits lefties
Being left handed is a nuisance.
Everything is designed for righties.
I kind of trained my youngest son to be a rightie by switching his eating utensils at meals. Because of the above.
My wife thinks I confused him.
He turned out to be an excellent guitarists, so I don't know.

The Prohibition in Islam comes from not having toilet paper- I heard. Yuck.

78% of my area is Catholic, I did first and second grade in one of their schools and never got whacked for being a lefty.
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#14
RE: Islam prohibits lefties
This is what I was told: Some people who have been forced to write right-handed have developed a stutter later in life. King George VI was one.
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#15
RE: Islam prohibits lefties
left handed people tend to be more logical according to my psychology professor. But of course god hates you because he didn't make you like the rest of us. Even if you're more logical who cares you're different.
PM me if you know where this is from "...knees in the breeze" and don't look it up!!
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#16
RE: Islam prohibits lefties
I think the problem with islam comes from getting people together for a stoning. When everyone throws from the right side it all works out but if you get a couple of lefties in there it would fuck up the fall of the rocks. People would be worried about catching an errant elbow from the guy next to them.

Catholicism has the same problem only it derives from Bingo games.
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#17
RE: Islam prohibits lefties
I use my left to box my clown.. cause I aint right
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#18
RE: Islam prohibits lefties
Makes me wonder what they think of ambidextrous people.

(April 6, 2014 at 9:28 pm)professor Wrote: Being left handed is a nuisance.
Everything is designed for righties.
I kind of trained my youngest son to be a rightie by switching his eating utensils at meals. Because of the above.
My wife thinks I confused him.
He turned out to be an excellent guitarists, so I don't know.

The Prohibition in Islam comes from not having toilet paper- I heard. Yuck.

78% of my area is Catholic, I did first and second grade in one of their schools and never got whacked for being a lefty.

What school did you go to? My mother and grandma were in kill mode when a nun thwacked me with her pointer stick because I'm ambidextrous.
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