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This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day

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This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day
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This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day
April 2, 2014 at 8:36 pm
http://apnews.excite.com/article/2014040...LHQG3.html

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RE: This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day
April 2, 2014 at 9:08 pm
Definitely wasn't Valentine's day, was it?

Also: ouch!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day
April 2, 2014 at 9:10 pm
Well at least he didn't have his major arteries cut off but nonetheless, that looks fucking painful.
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RE: This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day
April 2, 2014 at 9:29 pm
Ouch! If I had a chainsaw, I'd be a bit more fucking careful!
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RE: This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day
April 2, 2014 at 9:34 pm
Did someone just say.. he "saw" it coming?
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RE: This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day
April 2, 2014 at 9:38 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 2:02 am by Cinjin.)
that's what happens when you tell the wrong guy, "I just want a little off the top."
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RE: This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day
April 2, 2014 at 9:39 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 9:34 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Did someone just say.. he "saw" it coming?

I would say he never saw it coming.

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RE: This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day
April 2, 2014 at 9:40 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 9:39 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(April 2, 2014 at 9:34 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Did someone just say.. he "saw" it coming?

I would say he never saw it coming.

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RE: This Is When You Know Its Not Your Day
April 2, 2014 at 9:42 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 9:40 pm)truthBtold Wrote:
(April 2, 2014 at 9:39 pm)Beccs Wrote: I would say he never saw it coming.

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Yeah, but we get to work on our tans.

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