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What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?

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What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
Revelation777 Offline
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What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 10:16 pm
If you don't believe and celebrate that Jesus rose from the grave then what do you do on that day? Just curious. Thinking
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 10:19 pm
...We live? I don't mean to be rude, but seriously, what would you expect us to do? What do you do during Ramadan? Or Hanukkah? Or any other non-Christian holiday? What do you do on Darwin Day?
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 10:25 pm
(April 5, 2014 at 10:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you don't believe and celebrate that Jesus rose from the grave then what do you do on that day? Just curious. Thinking

I imagine Atheist do the same thing the Christian's do on Easter Sunday. Bite the heads off Chocolate bunnies.
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 10:27 pm
But we would prefer chocolate babies of course.
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 10:39 pm
(April 5, 2014 at 10:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you don't believe and celebrate that Jesus rose from the grave then what do you do on that day? Just curious. Thinking

Don't most Christians watch zombie movies on Easter? After all, their religion is based upon the belief in zombies, spirits, ghosts, and demons.
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 10:40 pm
Same thing I do every Sunday that I don't waste kissing your fucking god's ass. Sleep in, do some work around the house, play with the dogs.

You know...useful stuff.
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 10:42 pm
OMG I forgot I had a Reeses PB egg in the freezer. Thankies for the reminder!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 11:27 pm
(April 5, 2014 at 10:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you don't believe and celebrate that Jesus rose from the grave then what do you do on that day? Just curious. Thinking
"What do atheist do?"
As if our Atheism connects our minds in some invisible way.

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PM me if you know where this is from "...knees in the breeze" and don't look it up!!
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 11:28 pm
(April 5, 2014 at 10:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you don't believe and celebrate that Jesus rose from the grave then what do you do on that day? Just curious. Thinking

Have sex.
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 11:29 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 11:33 pm by Alex K.)
(April 5, 2014 at 10:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you don't believe and celebrate that Jesus rose from the grave then what do you do on that day? Just curious. Thinking

Drive down south, visit the family, have legendary breakfast, maybe get hammered. Celebrate pagan fertility rites by eating chocolate bunnies and eggs, as does the entire country, christian or not. Anythng wrong with that?
There may be a bach performance involved, so there's some zombie jesus aspect after all. Big Grin

So what's going down in Rev777's place if I may ask?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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