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What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?

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What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 11:37 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 11:37 pm by Bob Kelso.)
Masturbating to this;


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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 11:40 pm
*fap fap*
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 5, 2014 at 11:49 pm
(April 5, 2014 at 11:37 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Masturbating to this;



Ah, so that's how this resserection deal works!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 6, 2014 at 12:00 am (This post was last modified: April 6, 2014 at 12:01 am by Cinjin.)
I usually have dinner with the in-laws as they pretend that their social gathering has something to do with their lord and savior.

They go to their church and we meet them at their house and we all have a family function.
Jesus is nowhere to be found but it somehow makes them feel good to know they recognized a fictional day with a phony messiah that supposedly took place in Jerusalem 2000 years ago.


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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 6, 2014 at 12:05 am (This post was last modified: April 6, 2014 at 12:06 am by Whateverist.)
Per the OP: Pretty much what I'd do on any other weekend day. This Sunday we're going to a friend's house for "Wisteria Brunch". They have a beautiful house and garden and I'm looking forward to a great time. I don't expect anyone to mention Jesus, though sometimes we do an egg hunt. Hope you have a good time too.

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Don't they have an incredible garden? How can you not be happy on Easter amid all this natural splendor?
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 6, 2014 at 12:22 am
I paint easter eggs and eat 'em and talk shit about the Lord. If I could, I would sodomize the Lord, but you know, he doesn't exist...
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 6, 2014 at 12:23 am
That's gorgeous, W'ist!

BBQ and drink beer on the beach. Since, in Southern California, you can't drink on most beaches, it's pretty handy dating a Marine. Beers at the beach on base! Woot!
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 6, 2014 at 12:25 am
(April 6, 2014 at 12:05 am)whateverist Wrote: Don't they have an incredible garden? How can you not be happy on Easter amid all this natural splendor?

Try living in Michigan. It snowed last night. Dodgy
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April 6, 2014 at 1:21 am
(April 5, 2014 at 11:37 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Masturbating to this;



And this.
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RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 6, 2014 at 2:04 am
I bow may head and pay my respects to the Easter Bunny. Who died for our sins in that helicopter crash.
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