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Funny conversations
#11
RE: Funny conversations
He is indeed, except they appear to have changed gender. It's hardly surprising that tor is unable to keep track of what gender this person was, considering it's a made up conversation that never took place.
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#12
RE: Funny conversations
Not funny, but I received the most honest answer from an old girlfreind of mine.

I said, "Do you honestly believe that there is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywherrrrrrre, who created the WHOLE universe, and who lives in another dimension called heaven?"

I could tell in her eyes that the absurdity of this god-premise hit her like a ton of bricks.

She replied, " I HAVE to believe," meaning that she didn't really believe it, but she couldn't fathom living a life without a god.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.

JUST BELIEVE IT!
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#13
RE: Funny conversations
(April 12, 2014 at 7:56 am)ElDinero Wrote: He is indeed, except they appear to have changed gender. It's hardly surprising that tor is unable to keep track of what gender this person was, considering it's a made up conversation that never took place.

Those 2 conversations are different. What's your point?
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#14
RE: Funny conversations
Your conversations appear to consist entirely of robotic exchanges of statements, and bear striking similarities to each other. Do you find people run out of the room when you're talking to them often? If so, it may say more about you than them.
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#15
RE: Funny conversations
(April 13, 2014 at 9:23 am)ElDinero Wrote: Your conversations appear to consist entirely of robotic exchanges of statements, and bear striking similarities to each other. Do you find people run out of the room when you're talking to them often? If so, it may say more about you than them.

Hahah. Sometimes I have very long conversations. I post them later Big Grin
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#16
RE: Funny conversations
(April 13, 2014 at 9:23 am)ElDinero Wrote: Your conversations appear to consist entirely of robotic exchanges of statements, and bear striking similarities to each other. Do you find people run out of the room when you're talking to them often? If so, it may say more about you than them.

Course they do. They're so crushed by the imaginative and original "There is no god" line that they just can't be in the same room any more. That's all it takes! ROFLOL
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#17
RE: Funny conversations
(April 12, 2014 at 8:06 am)Jiggerj Wrote: She replied, " I HAVE to believe," meaning that she didn't really believe it, but she couldn't fathom living a life without a god.

I can relate with that. I recall a time in my life where I didn't really believe, but I still wanted to because I thought I was supposed to believe it. I don't remember the movie, but I remember a line where a woman tells a guy that he doesn't really believe in God, but rather he believes in the religion. At the time I saw it, I couldn't help but feel like that was me.
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