I don't even know why this is funny...

[max-greece]

But its been cracking me up for a day so I thought I'd share:

Yesterday we decided to do up the garden a bit and went off in glorious sunshine to the garden centre to pick up some flowering plants.

All well and good - on the way back, however, it clouds over and then starts to pour with rain so we get soaked just getting back into the house. Obviously - no planting.

So my daughter says "Is it raining because Jesus is dead?"

Being Good Friday I guess its a topical question.

"No," I say, "Its because Jesus hates flowers."

And she replies:

"Fuckin' Jesus!"

That's it - been killing me for 24 hours now.

[Whateverist]

Too funny! But how young a mouth did those words come out of .. I'm picturing like 8 - 12?

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Just because I only just watched it after reading your post, here is something else funny.

http://youtu.be/FSRlUsQ7TJ8

[max-greece]

She's 12 going on 25.

Knows how, and when to swear and get away with it.

[Whateverist]

Yep. Very cute.

[NoraBrimstone]

That's so funny!

[SteelCurtain]

That's great, Max. She sounds like a handful!